How long will it be before...

skodeo7

skodeo7

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...Britney realizes that she sucks at singing and sells out to the porn industry. I give her 3 years.

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less than that, she is due for a new cd soon and she will come to her senses sooner, did you hear what she did with that cat from limp bizkit? it sounds like the porn industry will do her just fine.

-Chris Peck
 
i'd do her just fine.

-Dan

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Phrosty swallows

Representin' in the 3-1-5

 
not sure when, but the sooner the better

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.
 
she already has, the videos are just unreleased

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
she could make millions from porn w/ no dignity

or

millions from singing w/ dignity

at least to the majority of America

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
i pretty sure shed make more money from porn, and dignity never helps ne one in the long run

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
More like...make millions singing with no dignity and make billions with dignity through porn.

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Junction 133 Productions
 
if she ever poses for playboy,it will by far be the most sold copy ever! if i remember correctly i think its drew barrymores copy that had sold the most so far but maybe that could of changed by now

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
titties....

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
i want naked britney, i mean all over the web they show her fake nakeds, she would be insanely rick if she posed in a playboy

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
or if her,christina and the olsen twins all posed nude together in a playboy,perhaps a life of nocturnal emmissions after seeing that?? indeed

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
great...Olsen twins...mmmmm, haha

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
how about all of them in one issue and one pic together

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
word lateralis. great minds think a like

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
hell yes,prolly only cuz were horny

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
or if natalie portman did, and jay never got a copy, bwahaha

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
see guys it'll never happen.. or it'll happen in 4 years when there are many younger/hotter stars with bigger, and real tits... and who will pick a random guy to fuck... one which could be any of us. always keep hope.

you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
 
She'd be better liked if she did porn. More respectable then the crap she is doing now.

 
a singing orgasm may work...

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There are good times, and then there are good times...
 
frankie muniz is gettin his dick riden?? oh dear lord,my friend looks exactly like him its incredible

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
Part of what makes Natalie so hot is that she's not a whore like Britney. She's never even done a make-up add or anything. 'She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine' -Wayne's World.

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id bust a money shot all over that bitches face

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
yeh but rebel i have seen her in some neutrogena ads, wait that wasnt makeup, nevermind, natalie is so damn fine, there are tons of chicks i want to see naked

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
ha its funny my friend knows her from high school and said she was a big dork and used to carry a huge backpack around

 
yea she goes/went to harvard(i think), so shes just a goody goody bookworm, and my theory on goody goody bookworms is that they're ravenous in bed, i now see why jay likes her so much

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
didnt she pose for hustler for november 1999 issue? so i hear...

you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
 
rebel,i just ravaged natalie over and over again,ripped her ass open,you can her have her now,think of it as sloppy seconds

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
someone back me up here... did natalie portman pose for hustler for november 1999 issue?

you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
 
Caden, I'm 99.9% sure that she did not. She would have been 18 at that time, so legally I guess she could have, but that's something I'm sure I would known about. Whoever said they saw her in a neutrogena(sp?) commercial, are you sure? Why have I not seen this? Yes she is still at Harvard, second year I believe. Who ever said their friend went to school with Natalie, see if you can find her real last name. All I know is that Portman is her grandmother's maiden name. And I don't care if she was a geek in highschool. She's fuckin' hot now!

And dude he thinks he raped Natalie, I think you missed her and got McCally Culkin. I hope you enjoyed.

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The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
portman or culkin,it was still good

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
yeah she posed for hustler, im pretty sure at least

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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

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Viva la Resistance!

 
you see, Jay is really one of the 12 Natalie Portman stalker's and has a club that spends 3 days a week digging a tunnel under her house into her shower.

Moe.

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Pimps don't pay taxes.
 
12? Man we had 12 stalkers like 2 years ago. Now there are 107 people stalking her. It's good because there are people digging 24/7.

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The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
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