JakeAssBeatClap Active member May 28, 2013 #2 You're not getting laid this weekend. Keep talking how you do and you can be sure you won't ever get laid.
You're not getting laid this weekend. Keep talking how you do and you can be sure you won't ever get laid.
FrenchFry Member May 28, 2013 #3 Ya man i wouldn't really plan it that much . And i don't wanna sound like a parent here but you honestly do have to be mature enough and trust the girl enough. But my first time i lasted like 7 minutes it just depends on the person.
Ya man i wouldn't really plan it that much . And i don't wanna sound like a parent here but you honestly do have to be mature enough and trust the girl enough. But my first time i lasted like 7 minutes it just depends on the person.
Spagett+ Active member May 28, 2013 #7 After you're done (2 minutes) just punch her in the head over and over again so she doesn't remember it.
After you're done (2 minutes) just punch her in the head over and over again so she doesn't remember it.
DERS. Active member May 28, 2013 #10 you fucking last till shes done. then your job is complete. thats how its supposed to be. please her not yourself
you fucking last till shes done. then your job is complete. thats how its supposed to be. please her not yourself
.Apex. Active member May 28, 2013 #14 aha kill, I find it hilarious when people refer to their sex record as their body count. cracks me up
aha kill, I find it hilarious when people refer to their sex record as their body count. cracks me up
Phil-X- Active member May 28, 2013 #15 Make sure you get it in the soft pink one and not the tight brown one
Bateman Active member May 28, 2013 #18 bash her knees in with a metal pipe so she cant run then stuff her throat with your dick so she cant scream i like to not beat their head a lot, that way they'll remember. don't worry! they wont tell. they never do. always works
bash her knees in with a metal pipe so she cant run then stuff her throat with your dick so she cant scream i like to not beat their head a lot, that way they'll remember. don't worry! they wont tell. they never do. always works
Shredsterr Active member May 28, 2013 #19 If you finish too quick pull a skiierman and pee in her butt.
ILLinoisance Active member May 28, 2013 #20 This thread has gone too long without someone suggesting to "pee in her butt". What has NS come to?
ilikefood Member May 28, 2013 #23 Even though you're joking (I hope), this is pretty awful and not funny at all.
nagger Active member May 28, 2013 #26 my first time I was drunk so I lasted forever and finishing took a good effort.
connecticunt Member May 28, 2013 #28 If its her first time too, then she won't care how long you last as long as its over soon.
prunejuice9000+ Member May 28, 2013 #31 Guys I don't think he is talking about having sex! You have to wait to be married to have sex guys! OP what are you talking about?
Guys I don't think he is talking about having sex! You have to wait to be married to have sex guys! OP what are you talking about?
.AR6rider. Active member May 28, 2013 #38 Here's OP's Facebook page. First one to post this thread to his wall wins a prize. http://www.facebook.com/iLLmoro/photos
Here's OP's Facebook page. First one to post this thread to his wall wins a prize. http://www.facebook.com/iLLmoro/photos
.AR6rider. Active member May 28, 2013 #39 Whoops, that links to his photos http://www.facebook.com/iLLmoro
Jewschoolers Active member May 28, 2013 #45 i mean it didnt say anything about it being a girl in the op....
Blindsurfer Active member May 28, 2013 #46 im surprised worried and confused about the fact that you got that
Casey Active member May 28, 2013 #47 If you last like 5 seconds just play it off like it was because the girl was just that hot you couldn't contain yourself. Works every time for me.
If you last like 5 seconds just play it off like it was because the girl was just that hot you couldn't contain yourself. Works every time for me.