How long is your hair?

lets put it this way.

women want to date:

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women want to fuck:

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long hair, scruff, shag gets you laid. short hair, clean cut gets you a keeper.

i think it goes back to the whole "nice guy / bad guy" image. girls think they want the bad ass who doesn't give a fuck and plays by his own rules until they're with him and get treated like shit. then it's about more than just sex appeal.

generalizations are generalized, but it seems to be sort of the way it goes. fuck the bad boy, marry the nice guy.
 
Im really tempted to let my hair grow more and get WIND BRAIDs. It would be fucking sick. Or just go straight Aragorn really greasy hairstyle.
 
my hair is probably shorter than most of your pubes you filthy fuckin animals.

jk, but seriously. it's shaved as close as a set of hair salon clippers/shaver thing will let me do it. i'm aerodynamic as fuck. I don't even walk places anymore, i just run and launch myself like a flying torpedo, ideal landing zone? in between 2 boobies.
 
i have a mohawk, which is a bit under and inch long. the rest of it is like 1/4 of an inch tops. i gotta trim it up.
 
To my shoulders. At the point where if I wear a hat the only flow I get is slicked back not curled up.
 
about 2 cm shaved the sides and back and then the top is like 10-15cm with my fringe getting to around 15-20 cm
 
i want mine to be longish on the top so it's like swoopy but short on the sides so it's not messy or anything. it would be like that now but my mom screwed up when she cut me hair.

my life is hard
 
I am so obsessed with my hair, probs like 5 inches and wavy. But I am a tool so I push it back under a polo hat forwards.
 
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