How long did your first relashonship last?

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And how involved did it get?

Well, one of my personal favs is the good ole nut grind. All you need to do is head up to the jump, spread your legs nice and wide, pop, and then be prepared for a nice surprise. -KLD
 
the same as all my relationships it is over when the sun comes up. so get out

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8 friggen days. I was in 7th grade though. So what can you expect?

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
A month then skiing started so we couldnt hang out anymore.

SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
 
first and only relationship... almost two years. (and thats also after being very close friends with her for over a year prior to that). But... now she's screwing some other guy and I'm just kinda here, all by me lonesome. Damn.



The sloths are coming. Don't say you weren't warned...

CCR / DFP Represent.



Keep it real,

D.C
 
Grade 7, four months. Then BAM, she dumped me. At leats I hadn't given her her christmas present yet. That was my longest relationship. I'm now ni first year university. I'm relationship challenged.

 
about half the school year in 6th grade. but that was when you and your girlfriend played tag together and said hi.....nothing more

sms sess 4
 
not my first, but i once had a 12 hour relationship in 8th grade. i guess we rushed into things.........

11-01-04, the saddest day in skiing
 
2 months, i went to St Anton for a couple weeks, a couple days before i got back she went to Panorama for just over a week. by the time we were both back, it wasnt the same. been best freinds since

 
2 weeks, then I realized I wasn't really attracted to the guy.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
2 dates, then i went off to europe, and she dumped me without apparently telling me, and got pissed at her and my friend for no bs'n me.

Cuddle? You fag!
 
the first real relationship was freshman year, lasted four months.

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
2 years and still going strong. unlike others, ski season rolled around, i got my whistler pass (4x4 dea),she got a pass, and by the end of her firs year, she was skiing glacier cirque off the peak chair, and charging damn hard

 
First break to lunch, I decided she was to ugly for me so about an hour and a half. I was a player in junior high.

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
2 years and still going strong. unlike others, ski season rolled around, i got my whistler pass (4x4 dea),she got a pass, and by the end of her firs year, she was skiing glacier cirque off the peak chair, and charging damn hard

 
i got married in grade two more than once

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
a week and a half in 5th grade but ma shortest relation was about 1 and a half hours(thats the shortest one that ive actaully dun shit with the girl)

 
2 years

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 
Iv got a big two years in grade 7 and 8. but it wasnt hugely serious at all.

And justin, you think your relationship chalanged? AHAHHAAHA that makes me laugh.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
 
a year and three months...and still going

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
7th grade. I don't remember how long it was. My friend (who I know is interested in me, damn gf haha) she had a relationship just the other week that lasted 2 days.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
You're relationship challenged if you can't make a relationship last more than 2 months. Commitment is a terrible thing.

 
about a month in 8th grade then she broke up wif me for no reason. damn she was hot too

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i like my women the same way i like my coffee: hot, black, and first thing in the morning
 
4 hours in 6th grade. i kissed her when i left after school then 30 minutes later her freind told me on aim she didnt like me anymore

Park Life

 
A week. Damn, she was a stupid stuck-up bitch who went on and on about her dancing skills, very stupid dancing,mind you.

The day she left me she tried to hook up with my best friend (! what a skank) by asking him: 'You wanna go throw out the trash someday,maybe?' He answered back at her by yelling her and calling her a stupid bitch.

For five months not a day went by when she didn't prank call me..stupid childish bitch. She was two years younger than me,though. Jailbait.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
until I prematurely ejaculated

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
1st was one year, second was like 8 weeks then i left for college and figured it was for the better.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Damn....i have had three, the first 2 years, the second 1 year 7 months, now im in the third one at 7 months and still going.

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 
in 7th grade for about 4 months, i never tlked to her...ahh 7th grade was stupid

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
Uhh, is there a reason why my post was deleted?

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)

 
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