How is a cow not a vegetable?

steevner

steevner

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Seriously, they eat grass all their lives. Therefore they are made of grass. Therefore eating them is like eating grass. Therefore vegetarians can suck it.
 
Wiki answers gave me this....
"Corn is a Grain and is commonly misclassified as a vegetable.If it comes from the reproductive part of the plant, it's a fruit. If it comes from the vegetative part of the plant, it's a vegetable."Botanically speaking, corn is a caryopsis, or dry fruit - popularly known as a grain."
so a cow is then a grain?
 
i think if cows turned into what they are fed, we would not want to go near them, they're fed shit...like sometimes literally...but mostly processed disgusting corn shit
 
o yes, depending on what meat you are eating, chances are you are not eating cow. more than likely you are eating a steer. ( a castrated bull) a cow is actually a heifer that has had offspring. in short, you dont butcher cows, (well you do, but you let them reproduce alot before you do) you butcher steers. steers are often fed differently than cows as well, because you want the meat nice and tasty.
 
yeah, but a lot of burger places, especially fast food, use cow. It doesn't really matter once it is ground up and put into patty form, but a steak from a cow would be pretty shitty.
 
hahah youre assuming burger places are even sure what meat is in their "all beef patties" my guess is a combination of cat, dog, some rat, and throw in a little hoof. hahahahaha
 
Uh, No.

Since they eat grass all the time, eating their poop would be like eating grass. Only the poop is made of grass, not the cow. Noob.
 
"An ox is strong as a motherfucker and all he eats is grass." RZA, a vegetarian.

By the way, you're retarded.
 
So a blue whale would actually be plankton? Any primary consumer would be classified as what they eat? So we are cows and chickens as well as plants?
Seriously I don't know how this is thought provoking in the slightest. Like "oh god bunnies just eat grass so they must be a plant."
Nice try though man. I'll give you an A for effort.
 
SHIT. don't you just hate it when you're reading through a thread, see a comment, and immediately an idea pops into your head for thread gold, you scroll down a little farther and someone beat you to it?? 10/10 for being quicker on the draw
 
this might be the dumbest serious thread ever.

so if you are what you eat, being called a pussy is a good thing?
 
only if it doesn't have mad cow disease, they get that from eating other cows.
But yes, vegitarians are vegitables. how else would you make sense of them?
By the way... THIS IS NOT A THREAD, IT'S A SANDWICH.
 
wow this thread is dumb

dont need to flame vegetarians just because we choose to not eat the flesh of living animals
 
where is linsay_jibber? (i think thats her name)
she ought to know. i mean im thinking the vegans came to her middle school er something...
 
what if the cow ate another cow but that cow ate grass all its life. would you still be considered a vegetarian
 
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ive had this discussion about my vegetarian friend and we came to the consensus that yes, he is a vegetable.
 
yeah but an ox isn't a human

humans are equipped for eating meat and vegetables (check the different shapes of your teeth)

protein comes from meat

therefore i'm going out tonight and buying a huge steak just for all of you non meat eaters out there

plus "how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

CHEERS to meat!!
 
I haven't eaten meat for three years and I'm pretty fuckin strong. grrrr and I get protein from alternate sources than a steak. I can't kill a cow or a pig, I don't have it in me to kill an animal. After learning that a cow I had befriended had been slaughtered I was mortified.
 
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