How I Treat Women

your days on this planet are short.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

googoo271 - 'dude i met this guy in whistler who knows him pretty well...so sick' (about Simon Dumont)
 
I had to bring back this thread, its a classic.

Schwags Whats your deal with Fat girls anyway? - Lindsey
 
i get bitches

to make my sandwiches

and scratch my ass

when it itches

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 'The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this.'

-Albert Einstein

'My First Impression of the U.S.A.', 1921
 
Thank you Ryan

'Why should I wave to them? They're Canadians! They should feel blessed that an American cut in front of them.'
 
hahahaha

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
holy shit, all the posts until faggot lj5 brought this back are from 2002

Joke Of The Week

Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?

Because her boyfriend was blond too.
 
What actually constitutes a newb? And wouldn't you fall into that category?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
^No. He was banned and is back with a new name. he was previously affectionately known to all as 'fagjibber'. I thought everyone knew that?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
What alpentalik said sounds like something that would come from the Chapelle Show

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
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