How I Treat Women

alpentalik

alpentalik

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When I first meet a bitch I think I wanna bang, I smack the ho in the face...that way, later on, she can't say that I don't treat her like I used to. Shut up bitch, go wait in the car bitch.

'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
 
that has to be the best way of treating a chick i have ever heard of... i must say your quality of posts tonight is far better than your usual... kepe it up. fuck all the little bitches who say otherwise.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'

Homer: 'Or die trying!'
 
what would possess you to post something like this??? if i lived where you lived, and knew who you are, i'd come over and kick your ass...even if i ended up getting my ass kicked, it's the thought that counts....dont disrespect people like that

 
you lost your privilage to talk - you'll get it back once you learn to respect people cooler than you.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'

Homer: 'Or die trying!'
 
I really really hope that you're not serious. If you are, I pity anyone that is unfortunate enough to be in a relationship with you.

* Caution- signature under construction *
 
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha

thats all i have to say for the last comment

Uh.....What class do we have?

Mr. Law

what?

I forgot
 
HAHAHAHa thats an awsome post! Why didnt I ever think of that. Bitches always be up on the nizzels but theys never being smacked upside the head! Next time, she's getting byotched slapped in the face

 
hahahaha, yeah Kunz!

'They have to be 19, 20...or 42' - Craig VanDokkumberg on picking up chicks.

 
if i ever meet you, your gonna have a huge hole in your head faggot! respect the ladies man.

_________________

Dave Thomas is

my hero!!!
 
haha, that's funny to think about like you don't treat me the way you used to. But i agree w/ some of the others, that's pretty sad if this is truly the way you treat girl and that they accept it.

Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:

If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
 
haha, you all wish could know alpentalik, this kid would make your balls fall off in laughter son. and again...shut up pocket fuck..or ill underflip your ass

 
Word DKR.....Fuck off Pocket Pool.

Anyone who knows alpentalik knows he's a good guy. He's just a random mother fucker who says some off the wall shit.

LoKash...The other white meat. -LoKash
 
i hate it when they say you cant hit chicks. if a lady starts hitting me, your damn right if i'll slit her stomach open and let her inards run wild..

semin in my heart tonight.
 
oh dear, i love my little erich. He's probably the funniest kid on this site, well, except for Lokash.

And, yes, he's just playin. The truth is, he's a real ladies man. I've seen him in action.

word up to the Eazy-E, Erich Kunz

'They have to be 19, 20...or 42' - Craig VanDokkumberg on picking up chicks.

 
Ask anyone that knows me.. I laugh at everything. However, I didn't laugh at that. It doesn't mean that I don't have a sense of humour. I don't find violence of any kind funny. Men shouldn't beat up on women, and the same thing goes for women beating on men. It's just not right.

~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~
 
how could one post be so funny, i can't believe you guys think he's serious. Take a joke. And the remark about pocket rocket, pocket fuck, now that is a good one, and i'll never look at those skis or that guy the same way again, hahah, funny stuff.

if i gave a shit, you would smell it.

 
hahahaha..omg hes gonna hurt someone maybe we should alert the authorities.

remember yesterday.live for today.plan for tommorrow.

-686 enterprises

 
It doesn't matter if he was serious or not. Some of us just don't find jokes about that to be funny.

~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~
 
I happen to like it when guys hit me.

It turns me on.

And nothing gets me off more than when they take out their leather whips...

And all i really want is for someone to take a dump on my chest.

 
Hey ProHo...what's your home address and phone number?

'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
 
i don't really have a home because i get around so much so i don't need a house of my own.

but if you want to get down, give me a call at

604-923-4629.

 
Haha, I thought so! Ill take a dump and throw up on your chest! Finally! My soul mate!

'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
 
oh man pocket. say more stuff to alpental. i wanna see jeffy underflip you.

annnd thats some funny shit alpental. even if it is real, its still funny.

---

I mean, come on people.

You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.

 
alright, enough is enough, i have to call it quits when people get off talkin about puking on each other and taking dumps on girls chests, there are some things ya just shouldn't say, and those two things, should not of been said, man, that ruined a good forum post too.

if i gave a shit, you would smell it.

 
First of all... CAN I GET IN ON THIS ACTION... Second...madontarian...shouldn't I smell shit cause your sig says that if you gave a shit I would smell it, obviously you gave a shit about this post so... all I want to say is don't try to be such a bad ass.

If you use your 'IMAGINATION' anything is possible squidward.
 
i thought the fisrt post was funny.... *hangs her head in shame* i'm a terrible girl, aren't i. :(

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

 
Alpentalik's back and he's in rare form

At least the bitch knows what shes getting into

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....

I don't do drugs, just heroin.

Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
 
sorry bro, my signature is just a quote i thought was funny, i didn't really think it was supposed to be taken seriously, nothin else on these forums are, just look at this post.

if i gave a shit, you would smell it.

 
HEY pro ho! that is my phone number. FOCKER.

I don't like little boys damit. your going down.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
uhoh youve upset the great one

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
mine are better. boo ya.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
why don't you move along.. you're retarted like a 3 legged giraffe... do you know who Jimi is?

You have to forget about what other people say, when your supposed to die, or when you're supposed to be loving.

You have to forget about all these things. You have to be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.'

-Jimi Hendrix

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

MD... Dain bramaged.
 
i have to say i sorta agree w/ gateskate. To a certain point. I guess what i'm saying is that if a girl hits a guy, it's only fair if he gets to hit her back w/ the same amount of force. an Eye for an Eye. A person shouldn't just expect to be able to hit someone and not get smacked back. That's just stupid.

Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:

If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
 
yea, dave that's not your number, she altered it a bit...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'

Homer: 'Or die trying!'
 
i dont see how complaining about this posts requires someone to 'underflip my ass'....especially considering that i can underflip....that was the worst attempt at making fun of me yet..you guys are really running out of insults (and just to verify...stuff like 'you are a faggot bitch, i heard you're a frootbooting whore, go shove your nordic skis up your ass...whore' isnt even an insult...i got that message from some guy who has like 3 posts...and ive never heard of him before in my life......and second point....nordic ski jump skis are as far away from frootboots as you can get!)

 
Go stick your nordic skis up your ass, I think it would help out your dad...hes getting tired of fucking you in the ass.

Black house, pink shutters.
 
yea I know darryl..... lol. it is close though.

hmm.

are you coming here?? call me or something in....

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
FUCK DUDE I TYPED A WHOLE MESSAGE AND IT DIDN'T POST IT.......TO SHORTEN IT UP I TALKED SHIT TO EVERYONE AND IM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH GORILLAS THAT FUCK AND BITE. NOW IF YOU WANT TO EITHER TAKE OVER THE WORLD, OR JSUT SIGN UP FOR ANOTHER APPOINTMENT WITH DARRYL'S MOMMY, JUST MESSAGE ME

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
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