How i met my neighbors.

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welp, our neighbors have a white board on their door so i decided to leave them a message the other day...
"so i herd jew leik mudkipz...1337!"

when they first stopped by they seemed kinda nerdy like typical troll kids who would sit behind a computer all day (newschoolers) and also i thought that everyone in the world leiked them and that memes were a pretty standard thing apparently i was wrong...

i've been having trouble with my router and setting up wireless so i knocked on their door today thinking they were pretty smart with computers and they could help. well he comes over and on his way out he asked if one of us (roommates or i) had written a SLUR on their whiteboard...? i was thinking of all the things i had written on there in the past few days and couldn't think of anything mildly racist or anti semitic.
he then says "i think it was something about jews and mud, maybe jew ass or something like that." i immediately just bursted out laughing because he had interpreted mudkipz as a threat to jews. so after trying to explain to him wtf was going on (i went thru almost every meme) i ended up looking like a giant dumbass..

THANKS NS!
 
When I was a sophomore in college, I had a super hot neighbor in the apartment complex I was living in at the time. Anyways, during welcome week, my roommate and I were hammered, and without knocking or anything just walked right into her apartment to introduce ourselves. Well, she was standing at the kitchen counter in just her underwear pouring herself a glass of water (her roommates hadn't moved in yet and it was like 2:30 in the morning). Needless to say, it was fucking awkward. We were drunk and didn't really know what to say, and she just looked pissed, so we turned around to leave and knocked a bunch of stuff over. It took a long time to clear things up with her...
 
yesterday i was paired up with this total babe in my spanish class, and we were hitting it off pretty well. then, i flipped to one of the next pages in my notebook. on the page was in huge letters "GAY PORN: SHOULD I TELL MY MOM IM GAY?" and tons of pictures of dicks and hearts that my roomate drew all over like the next few pages of my notebook. that is my awkward introduction story
 
I was drunk last year and saw an NS sticker on a dorm board so I wrote :"How do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta
 
might be a "you had to be there", but my one friend was blacked out at psu, and was convinced he was in his room when he was in some girls room hed never met, they're a floor below him. so he took off his clothing and was just sitting on the couch in his underwear drinking a beer, they told him to get the fuck out of their room. he said it was his room, they said no it was their room.

he goes, "if it was your room, would i do this?" takes his underwear off and just starts rubbing his balls on the couch. they called the cops.
 
I met this hot neighbor girl while cleaning up dog shit, Stepped in it in my new shoes, started cursing, she came and looked over the fence to see if everything was ok. I looked like a complete idiot and introduced myself blah blah blah. But things eventually went very well with her for me haha
 
Hahahaha that happened to me last year Dan. I was smart enough to bring my key with me everytime I took a shower so luckily I got back in.
 
at my old school a teacher was fucking around and put gay porn up on another teacher's computer when he wasn't around. well the other teacher was in a hurry to get to class, connected his computer to the projector without looking first, opened it, and well...yeah
 
fell out of my bed last year trying to make it( it was lofted high as fuck), door was open and these guys walked by at the perfect time as I fell, told me that they wished it was recorded into mega-mo.
 
met my neighbor smoking a blunt on my "porch" while my friends were inside playing beer pong at 3 in the morning. he is a fire dog and probably the craziest man i've ever met. tried inviting himself in and everything hahaha. oh and he thought the blunt was just a cigar lololol
 
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