How i got icy hot. on my dick.

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ras_haslam17

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I just wanted to tell a funny story to some of you.

my friends laughed while I was in agonizing pain for a few hours. here is how it went down.

so I was hooking up with the girl at my school, I went to her house to watch a movie while her parents were out of town. I kinda forgot that I hooked up with her friend the week before at a party and both the bitches were trying to get at me.

I didn't know.

so I was chilling on her couch having a few beers when she started kissing my neck, I was pretty happy. my mojo was still working. so she started grabbing me up and then she was like wait, let me go to the bathroom.

so I am just sitting there, probably seventy percent chub when she comes back and I was just in the mental stage where I kept saying to myself, let us get it on! My ski motto popped into my head,

" GO BALLS DEEP, BRO."

it felt a little cold at first and I was like meh. whatever. I was like hey, I need to go to the Skyrim premiere, so I got a ride and my manly parts were aflame with the devils fire it felt like.

a few bowls at the friends with a few more drinks and I hardly noticed it, I think that Skyrim helped a little bit too.
 
Oh, and good luck washing it off. That shit sinks in quick and does not wash out. Prepare for the wrath of satan's blowjob.
 
I put icy hot in my friends underwear during camp. I had forgotten about until like 3 days later he experienced the wrath. I also put it in his shirt where hs nips are hahaha
 
My friend once fapped in an airpot, and thought Icy Hot was lube in one of those dispensers, I laughed at him almost in tears for hours
 
icy hot on your dick should just feel like an intense fire and ice condom, also if your poor just store your regular condoms in a container of icy hot thus no need for expensive condoms
 
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