How hot are older women?

mistaT

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Isn't it a life goal of yours to bang an older woman

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yes holy shit , so many milfs in my neighborhood, i have to bang atleast one milf in my life before im 25

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i banged this woman from a bar one time that had a hot 17 year old daughter! i win!

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
its like sticking your weiner in a bowl of clam chowder

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ah man that makes me wanna bang an older women even more...^

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They're generally well-experienced in bed. You will always learn something from an older woman.

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my mom taught me that older women have stinky twats........then she demonstrated

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i dated a 20 yearold when i was 17... that older.

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jeez, what did they put in the water at bell high school? the best ive done is maybe 6 months older...

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hells yeah, some older women are so hot, like seths mom on the OC, sooooo fine

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you guys have it all wrong, it's not about the milfs, like the Beastie Boys say it's all about the Booming Grannies

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new england clam chowder is always good on a cold day

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this kids mom in my town i bet will soon be on miltf hunter.com shes so damn hot

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dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
WHATS HOTTER THAN OLDER WOMEN????

OLDER MEN!!!

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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ya, too bad all that shit on milfhunter is shitty quality and bad lighting. Otherwise it'd be really cool.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
ahah jole, its not what they put in the water, its who they put in the school. Justin and I are 'gifted' playas. we know whats up.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
 
i wanna do an older woman so bad.. they are all over pirinceton where the university is.. i figure if i hang out there long enough im sure to pick one up sometime

ok
 
a milf and her hot daughter too! doesn't need to be at the same time

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It tastes so good when it hits your lips.

 
ski540, im sorry to break this to ya dawg, milf hunter is staged. i recommend mommylovescock or pleasebangmywife.com

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

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my gf has a hot mom, if she ever put moves on me i think id go for it cuz i dont think id be able to pass the opportunity up to bang a 40 year old, and my gf's sister is banging too so having all 3 at once would be the most incredible thing in the world, then they all snowball at the end while im having a heart attack

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
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