How hardcore are you?

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midwest_rep

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How hardcore are you guys about skiing? Like how far down do you guys sag your pants and goggles, and how often do you say the word "gay" or "fag"? I'm pretty fucking hardcore, when I ski my Oakley pants are super low and my Smiths are way down around my nose, seriously, noobs dont ever want to fuck with me. Plus I always buy the newest 4FRNT skis every year and the newest boots and newest Oakley or Siver jacket. Always every year. I also have a shit load of gold chains I wear, and bitches can see them because I ski with my jacket zipped mostly open. I also say "Fuck" a lot really loud and "gay" and "fag". And I talk baout weed all the time, and I smoke that shit like there's no tomorrow. Seriously, I fucking smoke weed all day long. I also keep some black dudes I found in Longbeach in my room, and I take them with my skiing and they shoot anyone that looks at me wrong. Fucking Vanular and Tanner Hall and Mick D and MFM and I seriously roll in our Tahoes and fuck bitches up. I'm not kidding either about this, I seriously love skiing more than anyone I know and I go out of my way to show it. I bought a .44 pistol when I turned 21, and I carry that bitch with my on the hill, in case any bitches try to start anything. Basically, look for the nigga with the sagging pants and coat, gold chains, bitches all around, throwin down steez and fucking ill beats. that will be me.
 
i could only find some puerto-ricans to keep in my room. and i don't have a gat=( i prefer shanking people. its more gritty
 
^ THAT was It! Right there! You said fag! You are getting there kiddo. You are almost hardcore. Add "gay" onto your "fag", or maybe "fuckin" and you will have it. keep working on it. You'll be throwing switch 10s in no time
 
^You're getting it too! u guys are getting hardcore, but you need to fucking work on that shit more. you'll get it, but just don't fuck with me. its okay to work on your "fag" and "gay" lingo, but don't cross the line. also, "faggot" won't work as well as "fag", but its an interesting idea, just not applicable.
 
i eat apples with razorblades in them on purpose, when i drink beer, i just eat the whole glass bottle so the alcohol goes right into my bloodstream after ive hacked apart my throat. i break into hospitals and drown the babies, i have a spiderweb tattoo on the top of my head, i ride freight trains around the country and hop out at 70mph into barbed wire fences when i find where i want to go. for all intensive purposes, i generally rip it up.
 
If anyone takes this thread seriously and posts something like "that wasn't even fucking funny" proves that they just like the person in the first post, which adds to the humour.

-aaron
 
haha that was one of the most gayest, faggiest things ive ever fuckin read on newschoolers but then again i do give u respect for postin that..you sound real confident, keep itu p
 
You're pretty 'core. I feel very inadequate with my shell zipped up and my pants around my waist. My boots are 1.5 years old and my skis are Fischers and Rossignols, not 4FRNT. Do you think you can lend me some of your steez?
 
ok well in giving a real and true response to this question, yes i am hardcore, my car, room, skis, laptop, everything i own has a skiing related sticker on it. i wear ski apparell basically everyday, from atomic hats, psia vests, instructor jacket to random shirts. my social life ends from november to the end of march, iv missed my girlfriend's birthday the past 3 years becuase iv been out west competing. i ski 50+ days a year, and 5 weeks straight, everyday, 8-4, and 8-10 when we are open for night. i ditch college and drive 2 hours if there is a new storm. as for equipment, yea i get new skis maybe every 3 years, but everything elese i get every penny i spend. and the new gear i get doesn't stay new, i push every peice of equipment to the edge. i don't flame, i don't claim, i just ski,

skiing is life... thats being hardcore
 
i found myself laughing a couple times..hahaha i love the part that was like "i fuckin bought a .22 pistol to carry around in my jacket on the slopes if somone tries to start shit with me" AHAHAAH
 
what makes it even funier is that the people he was making fun of didn't realize it was a joke and gave serious replys.
 
oh jeez you have to swear to be hardocre? darnit, i was hoping i could be hardcore someday, but my mother won't let me cuss or misbehave. one time though, i had a mountain dew before i went to bed, and i've thought about saying fuck out loud before. you are my idol midwest rep,i only hope that someday icould be like you. wanna be my friend?
 
Holly shit... that way amazing. I am not going to lie, I thought I was the only one who carried a gun to the slopes. hahaha

this guy is a fucken riot. hahaha

ps. it was pretty funny though, even though i do by new shit every year, but i dont fall victum to the gangster ideology even being from L.A.
 
Hey whats up vanilla face? Im thuged out g. Y'all don't wanna fuck wit a ganged up G like me. Fucking fagot...im hardcore now....right?
 
haha I was just gonna say the only people that think thats stupid, are the peeps hes makin fun of, all those wangster ass wiggers hahaha. That was honestly halarious
 
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