How fucked are you if you are killed by your username?

[uni-corn]

I can't?

 

[JeremyClarkson]

Id probably be run down by a Lexus LFA.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

...said no one ever.

It's almost like Xerox inventing windows and the mouse and having Apple steal it from them. Once a legend, now a shadow of its former self. RIP IBM.

 

[qazwsxedc34]

Slowly but surely

 

[DIPED_IN_SAUCE]

I feel like being covered by saucy diapers would not be a super painful way to go, but it would be a kinda shitty.

 

[Bart.Man]

You'd be spray painted to death.

Me, I would be beaten to death by the Bart Man's superior moves and tactics.

 

[Such_Doge]

Much scared. such unfortunate.

I would be honored to be killed by Doge, that is the great way to go.

 

[theabortionator]

I'm alive so I must say that that is impossible.

 

[spliff.Life]

itd probably be pretty chill

 

[shocker611]

oh fuck me....

 

[rudager]

I'd die from driving under an overpass, spit landing on my windshield, causing me to swerve into oncoming traffic, and yea.

That, or an in greased Ferris wheel.

 

[Agamemnon]

I'd have a war on my hands.

 

[HolySchimmel]

I would have no clue what would have killed me

 

[syrup.]

sugary, delicious drowning.

 

[270on420out]

That would hurt. And be gross

 

[Stadtski]

shed firmly deny me telling her to go to the back of the bus until i died of frustration.

 

[Chubz.]

Fuck yeah

 

[slav_slayer]

im not slavic i dont need to worry

 

[NedStark]

I probably deserved it.

 

[Ski_the_east01]

so many good ones...goku and dirty harry are clear winners

 

[duckslayer]

i mean...i guess if i were a duck

 

[feihlination]

a revolt in my own imaginary country? who are these peasants that turn feihlicity red?

 

[Laurent.]

Probably suffocated by a gargantuan amount of pretentious, omnipotent and omniscient data.At least it's a fast dead.

 

[Bodhisattva_]

I would die happy as a mother fucker if I died OD'd on thizz

 

[imakestickerz]

i guess i get killed by a sticker machine? or a bunch of angry kids waiting for their j crown stickers

 

[*simba*]

I'd be pretty fucked.

 

[chicken]

spss is dying software used by social scientists who are too stupid to learn R.

 

[LiquorLanch]

Or the new Pagani hyuatathrarawqe

 

[Dr.Dickless]

Well, I wouldn't get raped, so there's that

 

[Get.Kronk]

I'd get turned into a llama accidentally.

 

[pigglywiggly]

killed by a grocery store...hmm..

 

[Dwarftosser1]

Well since I'm not a dwarf I guess I'd be killed by one hitting me, might hurt a little bit....

 

[snugs]

its exactly how id want to die

 

[Belzebub]

As in fucked, yeah I would probably lose my anal virginity to this thunder-homo gay angel demon thingy:

 

[DrewPeacock]

fuck.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I'd get a very thorough explanation of exactly what's happening.

 

[Iraq_Lobster]

A very loud and fiery one

 

[Dragonite.]

I aint even man

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

Dragonite is such a pussy pokemon. You should be ashamed of your name.

 

[Skittle.]

idk ive almost choked eating skittles on acid so like sure?

 

[MilaKunis]

I'd be living the dream.

 

[MilaKunis]

I'd also be pretty stoked if my icon killed me.

 

[MEDSKI.XXX]

Very.

 

[Bumblesteeze]

Lots of bee stings. That would be quite an painful experience..

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Fuck.

 

[DIX~]

Oh man. I lose this one

 

[Peter.]

it'd be suicide

so that'd suck

 

[chicken]

I dunno if "been" is the correct word, "being" is better. People are even doing business analytics with it a lot these days. when the excel-loving business monkeys start switching from SPSS to R, you know it's legit. I have not met a single grad student who is using SPSS at all. most are use R for basically everything, a few use python though.

 

[las.]

damn.

 

[Dustin.]

Unfathomable inner turmoil.