How fucked are you if you are killed by your username?

[hypnopenguin]

Hypnopenguin would be interesting

 

[sniper_6]

i wouldn't even see it coming...

 

[Nacho+]

I'd be slammed

 

[Spagett+]

About as fucked as you get in the ass every night by a number countless of men.

 

[theater.thug]

Well, the theater thug is still on the loose... So its entirely possible that I could be killed by him.

 

[Jro.]

not that fucked

 

[Spinoza]

Zombie killed.

inb4 abortionator

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

I will be killed by a pedophile basketball coach.

Sounds like a good way to go

 

[Espen519]

Inb4 chicken

 

[Dirty.Harry.]

It would make my day

 

[cornholio]

would be awesome in a way, if he could kill me then i'm probably not smart enough to live

 

[BigScaryLarry]

i dont think an album could kill me....

 

[KingGeedorah]

This much.

 

[-benedetto]

Would be suicide!

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

same, apparently.

 

[chickenonabun]

If a chickenonabun kills me probably not very much. However if Mickjagger pays me an unfreindly visit I'm boned.

 

[please]

" I refuse to talk about the American intelligence service"

 

[.Rybak.]

well it would be suicide.

 

[Spillway_East]

its not possible at this point

 

[raymondcabral]

Suicide. fuck

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I don't know how a nickname for a state/white rap group from that state could kill me so I guess I'm about as fucked as Rosie O'Donnell's vagina.

 

[Blurst]

Quick and painless.

 

[.MASSHOLE.]

Something to do with a massive asshole.

 

[TheCastrator69]

I would rather not talk about it.... :O

 

[Goku]

20 episodes later...

 

[Bombogenesis]

Mine is actually quite plausible.

Interesting.

 

[swaggerboi]

Mine would really suck

 

[yuck]

makes no literal sense but would probably still suck

 

[hippy.]

id be drowned in bong water

 

[JAHpow]

I guess an avalanche?

 

[cornholio]

thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[Microcosm]

did you really name yourself after spss? lololol..

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

I'd die in a pretty bad ass way

 

[Microcosm]

hahaha oh I am not, believe me. just laughing at your dedication, but I don't blame ya!

 

[Malcolm]

Basically suicide

 

[Microcosm]

uvm grad. spss was popular among the psych students, of which I was not one. but I respect it as a program. more of a matlab junkie myself

 

[aosmonson]

oh no dolan pls no

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Thank god there is at least a shred of intelligence/humanity left.

 

[BenWest]

Not a fan of getting killed by lava... dying from extreme heat is one of my greatest fears... good thing i hang around in the snow

 

[El_Barto.]

Sneaky ninja death...not bad

 

[SFB]

brutally slain by a 16th century renaissance man.

 

[DrZoidberg]

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

lol. Because IBM isn't a dying breed or anything...

 

[theBearJew]

But I'm no Nazi, so why would he kill me...

 

[Xanadoo]

lost many times in this thread

itd be suicide for me i guess

 

[.Hugo.]

I can't, im not a fish head

 

[ilikefood]

I'd die very much as a diabetic.

 

[Chubz.]

I don't know..

 

[El_Barto.]

Death during triple bypass, but that was fat chubz. Skinny chubz is going to be hit by a train

 

[extravert]

I guess run over by an army bulldozer

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

Suicide for me too....

Just kidding, I'm a big scary black man.