14599803:ethannn said:
U must be trolling. Maps clearly show zero other routes.... Proceeds to ask anyway. Lol
But here's a few faster options since you asked:
1) Helicopter
2) Drive double the speed limit. Arrive in half the time
3) Buy moon shoes. Bounce to the ski resort with the convenience of low gravity
4) Jetpack. Like the one from the Rocketeer not that new Chinese shit these days.
5) Parachute and land in the parking lot. Then injure yourself so you can get a chopper back to Burlington.
6) Split lanes at ludicrous speed on a bike
7) Do so much drugs that you don't remember the trip or time dilation en route to the resort.
8) Teleportation through the chimney systems
9) Portal gun
10) Ride a giant worm underneath the national forest, creating your own tunnel.
11) Become a ghost, arrive instantly and now you can't get hurt skiing because you're already dead. Ghosts do not follow traditional rules for time and space travel either.
The real question is why would you pass up the plethora of better resorts to go to mount snow?
**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2024 at 2:51:25am