How far have you gotten with a snow bunny on the lift?

So many things to keep track off.

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I don't know what the average age of NSers is or how many in tho thread are virgins but the idea of banging on a chairlift is mindboggingly stupid and far fetched.

Never mind the fact that getting your dick up and getting both of your snow pants and whatever else you are wearing down is a pain in the ass, how are you supposed to bang her?

The only feasible way IMO would be for her to ride you. Good luck trying to play ski twister trying to get her skis around yours while facing you. Not to mention, if the chairlift stops suddenly that bitch is falling off backwards and since your dick is inside of her you are going with her.

Once again I reiterate how retarded this is. If a girl on the lift was DTF I would just take her to a smoke shack or my car in the parking lot. Win win.

Carry on.
 
it was a quad and i sat right next to her. then i was too pussy to talk to her so i bet she was confused haha
 
One time, I rode the lift up with a pro skier chick... If she was about 3 years younger id probably have rode with her/ on her /claim
 
Yes, dear.

Butterslut, you're gonna have the peanut butter soup...

with smoked duck and mashed squash. New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little dish." You'll love it. And then the red snapper with violets and pine nuts.

I think that'll follow nicely.
 
i've had my penis touched on a chairlift but more as a silly joke. although the guy sitting next to me didn't find it too silly so now my uncle is facing sexual assault charges
 
If both parties have helmet and goggles on its a real challenge to hook up (without removing some protection). If you don't know now you know.
 
Sorry bro I wasn't trying to rain on any parades, just telling it like it is. I've pulled some numbers from the lift but you're better off just finding a nice secluded tree run for a quickie in the woods.
 
its my life goal to have sex in the tram at big sky. but i'd have to make sure the lifty stopped it for a bit cause its only a 3 min ride. but dude, getting fucked right above the big coulair with all the mtn goats watching? damn
 
I've ridden up chailifts with girls that have talked to me a lot before and stuff, and a couple times on the gondola. On the chairlift the girl was with an annoying dude, and when she kept trying to talk to me he would make fun of her and shit for talking to me (probably because she was 5 years older). And on the gondola a few times I've seen hot chicks and imagined it... some of you have actually gotten head?
 
i played simon says once with two chicks it got kinda weird when i ended touching both of their helmets and we were chattin the rest of the day
 
I have never banged or nutted on a chair lift. Dunno how you could logistically, even a bj is probably awkward enough that she might fall off.

I have had some steamy make outs on a lift but they're overrated since skiing down with a semi isn't fun.
 
Wait, dome? Like a helmet? Well one time my ski instructor gave me dome since I didn't have mine on. Next run she fell and hit her head and died. To this day I refuse to get dome from anybody. Just remember kids, always wear protection.
 
Your first comment leads everyone to believe you are not a virgin, but saying because you are inside of her you are going with her is ridiculous... Do you hook up with Dyson vacuums? You're a virgin...

 
Well, I'm not that high maintaince, you're the one insisting on taking me out to the classiest place in the world. Give me some (read: a lot of) tequila and some canned corn and I'm yours forever. Or the night.
 
apparently my english professor is having one of his classes read american psycho and write a paper about it.

ironically, my english professor reminds me a lot of patrick bateman. or at least he portrays himself in this way. im never sure if he's being serious or not
 
This would be amazing but unless you got on the tram after it closes youd have to have like a standing up, 15 packed people orgy... dont really know how that would work out but hey its worth a shot
 
The falling off because you are inside of her comment was a joke dipshit but if she falls backwards and is holding onto you and her legs and skis are wrapped around yours there is a good chance you are going with her.
 
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