^ ya for sure if gay boarders hav it in the Olympics then y cant skiers hav the half pipe.... they go higher and skiers have better tricks and more style
you go to your local pron shop and by the fattest dildo they have and shove it up your ass. then you will be able to talk like a politician and get things your way. you know how they always talk like they have something up their ass
the main to being sponsored is getting FREE shit, generally shops cant afford to just giveaway their stuff, so if you get shop sponsored you still have to pay for it, just discountsssss