How Do You Want To Die?

[jayo.]

so aids?

 

[Willard]

suicide in front of a ton of people

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

Futurama aside, i'd actually like to die by jumping out of helicopter, spread eagled, and impaling myself on john bon jovi's guitar as he's doing a face melting, vertical guitar solo while standing atop christ the redeemer in brazil during a lightning storm

 

[@skiinmitch]

jumping off a cliff and having one of my skis not fall off. (shane mconkey style)

 

[TheRadCactus]

death by SHARKS ON A ROLLERCOASTER

 

[Lemuel]

cannibal holocaust

 

[Thenowhereman42]

I'd like to fall off something huge, but i'll be happy with anything that isn't a terminal disease or getting stabbed. Both of those are fairly likely though.

 

[EvanMeyer]

I think being killed by a sniper would be bad ass

 

[tuna.]

im gonna dress up in a seal suit and wait in the ring of fire for great whites

 

[skithesprings]

immediately after busting a nut in megan fox.

 

[Spacekroft]

quickly and painlessly so im thinking in my sleep at about 90+

 

[dylansiggers]

in my sleep

 

[Hogis]

Afterbanging my heart to death

Otherwise, I like the huge-coke-line-zombie-thing

 

[2+2=5]

i wanna take 100 hits of acid and play with mercury when im on my death bed

 

[KFRADtheLaxBro]

old age.

 

[Scrub]

i want to die by fighting a panther and lion with a battle axe, they are my spirit animals and i think it is only right if they are the ones that kill me.

 

[Frank_Spinatra]

2012 apocalypse. you're all fucked.

Buuut anyways, how I want to die is very different from how I think I will die, so maybe we should specify both.

How I want to go - Orgasm Induced Heart Failure.

How I probably will go - choke on own vomit or apocalypse, whichever comes first

 

[BC.]

death serving my country would be a good way to go out