How Do You Want To Die?

oh and i did searchbar and i did find the one from 2005 but i wanted to make a new one cause i do what i want.
 
While doing a triple superman to tip grab off the biggest cliff in the world, landing it, so i can claim it, then dying while hitting a tree on the way down...
 
Doing a huge line of coke, kicking down the door and killing zombies with a semi auto shotgun in the most badass way until they ate me.
 
no one wants to be this old.

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Doing the first ever 2160 double grab (nose and tail)...then laning it and being attacked by a bear then when im a vegetable in the hospital i want the power to go out then the generator to explode so the machines keeping me alive stop working and i die.
 
hospital bed, old as fuck.....surrounded by family, after a sick day of riding for sure ( if possible for my age)
 
in an epic battle with death where he walks in the room and im like ohhhh sheeeeetttt niggaaaaa' and hes all quite and such and im like FUCK YOU DEATH! book it outa there in some super ill car then go to my friends house where we eat watermellon and come up with some cool business ideas. after i take a piss before leaving....im sry im so fuckin bored.
 
hypothermia, a lot of people I tell that to think it's strange.

I think it would be cool to snuff out all numb and cold.
 
either jump out of an airplane with no parachute or off a really tall building and throw the craziest tricks i could think of.
 
I'm skiing alone on the most epic powder day I've ridden in a while. I'm super fucking old but still straight killing it in the deeps. I drop a dope cliff but break my leg and maybe some other bones. I can't move and am stuck engulfed in the snow like a frozen feather bed. I'm too deep in the backcountry for a quick rescue. Luckily I have a few spliffs of my homegrown ganj I've been growing for years. I smoke the spliffs while contemplating all the good things I've experienced in my life and slowly drift off to eternal peace.
 
the only problem is freezing to death. that part sucks... don't you hate even being cold on a normal skiing day?

i'd like that, except with a heat blanket i can hang out in. then, when its time, i bear with a gun comes out of the woods and puts me out of my missary. then eats me
 
If I have a family when I'm older I wanna go out with them beside me.

If I am a lonely old fuck then I would find the busiest interstate I could and play human frogger. Just keep going till you get game over.
 
when im 90 triple misty 3000 off a 500ft cliff. land it. claim it. then huck myself to death off the 1000ft cliff below. my body would be frozen until spring when it would be eaten by bears. i will then wander the backcountry as a ghost scaring the shit out of other skiers
 
well i planned on never dying, so im kinda stumped on this one.... but seriously i don't wanna guess.

i actually want it to be a surprise and dont like predicting or suggesting this stuff just a negative attitude and it doesn't matter to me because i wont know anway.
 
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