How do you want to be buried

either the aforementioned viking funeral, or i'd like to be cremated and the urn containing my ashes used by ski patrol to do avy control with those big fucking cannons.
 
I want to be illegally buried straight up (no casket or protection just my body, which is illegal) underneath a young willow tree so that as it grows it will use my nutrients and therefore I will become a part of the tree.
 
Shit I didn't know that. That really pisses me off actually.

But I plan on having a lot of land in the mountains. I would want to be buried in a hand dug, unmarked grave somewhere on that land. I guess it wouldn't really matter though.
 
cremation can be pretty pricey like around a grand, plus they still hit you for a funeral, cause trust me all your family is gonna want to have a service and see your dead ass before they do light you up. Unless your so fuckered that there is no turning you back to normal so you'd just scare the shit out of everybody. Matt was like that, fucker suffocated and turned blue like a smurf they say. Just no way to get that color back so no open casket for him. Chris had one but I didn't go, they say he was all bruised up anyway as they don't really clean ya up all that well if they are gonna burn you as they don't have much time before they need to get you in the oven.

As far as scattering ashes, well we did it at some spots for my brothers and their friends did it as some other spots that they shared. I still have ashes from both my brothers at home, don't know why. I ski with some of my closest brother as he was always my skiing partner and it just hurts to be out there without him. But on the other hand I've always kinda figured if you go dumping ashes out there they pretty much go where they want. I kinda feel like the ashes make their way everywhere once you set them aloft, this makes me feel like a piece of them is everywhere and there is no real point in dumping them in specific spots.

I kinda like the traditional burial but no box is needed, I don't even know if they'll do that these days, but your really just slowing down the worms a bit. I'd be cool with my body degrading and ultimately feeding the earth through decomposition. I also like the tradition of all who attend your funeral having to take a turn tossing a shovel load onto the open grave, kinda like everyone pitching in to say goodbye and get the job done at the same time.

It really doesn't matter though IMO as we'll all be gone by that point and won't be concerned with this mortal world, or I guess that depends on your views.

Two dead brothers makes you think about death a lot. A lot.
 
it's a classy choice- far classier than Gucci, in my opinion. Louis' got a few stores around here and as much as my girlfriend cringes when she sees Vuitton purses (they're going a new direction with some of their stuff... kinda hand-drawn over the traditional patterns), i think their stuff is dope as fuck. certainly better than the all-gold, gaudy-as-fuck Gucci shit...
 
in the AFTERBANG POSITION!!!

but not for me. a lock of hair in a velvet purse with my ipod in and a coffin would do me just fine,

body going towards medical science
 
that would be fucking badass for sure
or mixed into the metal or a rail during the smelting process, so you can be jibbed and slid and get a whole loada people stoked on riding when your gone
 
Damn, buddy, that is a serious amount of tragedy to deal with. Sorry to hear.
I'd probably request being burned, but in a respectful manner. I visited Auschwitz two days ago and have to say that the manner in which the victims died and the utter disrespect heaped upon them before and afterwards was sickening.
Don't dump my ashes into a pond and don't sell my ashes as fertilizer.

 
personally its to far away for me to think about it

but i want to die in a avalanche kinda (it would be doing the thing i love
 
well i want to get a car and have all my friends sign the outside of it with a sharpie and leave a little note, and i will be inside sitting in the drivers seat holding the steering wheel and seatbelt and i want to be taken up into space and just float around forever
 
i want to be buried in a cascett with an air tube connected to the surface with a satellite cell phone and a gun to kill my self if all goes wrong , cuase i know ill be buried alive
 
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