How do you tell your girl she should cut her bangs without sounding like an asshole

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Not sure if this is the right place to go to for this kind of advice, but I figured the responses would be pretty entertaining. Bottom line, I just started seeing this girl, and goddamn she is a smoke show. She's easily a 9 hot, and only a 4 or 5 crazy (If you don't understand this reference go watch the hot crazy matrix on youtube right now). She would be a 10 if it weren't for these goddamn bangs. Not sure whats up with the world right now but bangs are coming back into season. Might be a Trump thing, I'm still waiting to hear back from him about whether or not him and Vlad have something to do with this. Either way, The Bangs have got to go! How do I break the news to her? Extra Points for creativity in your response. If you're someone thats going to say, "you should just tell her to cut them" don't bother. I feel there needs to be some sort of wow factor. Some pazazz if you will. Maybe I should jump out of a giant cake holding a sign saying "YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR BANGS" or something like that. I'm open to new ideas. As long as they're good ideas.

**This thread was edited on Oct 6th 2019 at 1:48:53pm
 
Feel like since you just started seeing the girl just wait til she says she needs a cut and make a suggestion to try something different from her bangs. Or just tell while you're hitting it from the back. You'll figure it out
 
Sorry, OP. You can’t undo bangs. Cutting them any shorter would only make it worse. The only thing she can do is grow them out. Are you in this for the long haul? Because there’s no other option.
 
grow bangs yourself to take the fun out of them

or maybe ask your mom to have a heart to heart with her about how her personal hairstyle rights are fucking up your boner
 
14064335:Tokyoo said:
Feel like since you just started seeing the girl just wait til she says she needs a cut and make a suggestion to try something different from her bangs. Or just tell while you're hitting it from the back. You'll figure it out
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pull her bangs when ur hitting it from behind
 
I suggest taking her climbing and letting her realize they are annoying When she says something about her hair in her face that's when you strike saying she would look sexay as fuck with a shaved head or mullet. I suggest mullet for a week or so for the clout then shaved head. She'll be thanking you with morning mouth alarms for weeks after she doubles her insta following for being the only rockin babe to have a sexy ass mullet.

**This post was edited on Oct 6th 2019 at 8:34:27pm
 
Tell her there's a spider on her hair and in the confusion and panic that follows, cut off her bangs. Say you freaked out and happened to have a pair of scissors in your hand and it just happened to slip
 
This is gold. Thank you

14064815:TRVP_ANGEL said:
Tell her there's a spider on her hair and in the confusion and panic that follows, cut off her bangs. Say you freaked out and happened to have a pair of scissors in your hand and it just happened to slip
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im nearly done growing out my bangs and NOW they're trendy. Fuck that shit.

Also don't tell her to cut em, because that's just asking for the fringe to stay. you gotta tell her to grow them out.

Here's what you're going to do:

step number one, snort cocaine

step number two, good job you've completed step number one

**This post was edited on Oct 8th 2019 at 10:32:20pm
 
Oh shit my wife went through this phase over a year ago. My friend was kind enough to chime in and say literally no guy likes bangs. My wife knew I hated them, and when you gain pregnancy weight they just make you look chubbier, they ultimately grew out but I went through the same feels.

best idea I could come up was getting a bowl cut until we could both agree to stop doing hairstyles the other hated
 
1) She obviously can't be a 10 on the hot-crazy matrix because she has bangs. No more than a 9, tops.

2) OP this is the dumbest fucking thread ever. You say you're dating a smokeshow and create a thread to complain about bangs for fuck sakes! Seriously??? Meanwhile you don't even realize that you can't undo bangs and can only grow them out. Cutting them shorter would be the equivalent of removing your eyebrows.

3) If it really bothers you tell her that you like her better without bangs and want her to grow them back out. Meanwhile she will feel shitty about her entire appearance for the next 6-12 months while simultaneously fixing her emotions with junk food. Congratulations your 10 (actually 9) just became a 6.

OK in all honesty let's be real. You're too big of a pussy to be straight with this girl because you're afraid she will dump you and you won't be able to pee in her butt anymore or however it works.

Best advice: get caught by her posting in this thread.
 
14065105:theLiquor said:
Oh shit my wife went through this phase over a year ago. My friend was kind enough to chime in and say literally no guy likes bangs. My wife knew I hated them, and when you gain pregnancy weight they just make you look chubbier, they ultimately grew out but I went through the same feels.

best idea I could come up was getting a bowl cut until we could both agree to stop doing hairstyles the other hated
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Did you really get a bowl cut? ??? That's some guts
 
Your what hurts?

14065109:Fogdart said:
1) She obviously can't be a 10 on the hot-crazy matrix because she has bangs. No more than a 9, tops.

2) OP this is the dumbest fucking thread ever. You say you're dating a smokeshow and create a thread to complain about bangs for fuck sakes! Seriously??? Meanwhile you don't even realize that you can't undo bangs and can only grow them out. Cutting them shorter would be the equivalent of removing your eyebrows.

3) If it really bothers you tell her that you like her better without bangs and want her to grow them back out. Meanwhile she will feel shitty about her entire appearance for the next 6-12 months while simultaneously fixing her emotions with junk food. Congratulations your 10 (actually 9) just became a 6.

OK in all honesty let's be real. You're too big of a pussy to be straight with this girl because you're afraid she will dump you and you won't be able to pee in her butt anymore or however it works.

Best advice: get caught by her posting in this thread.
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drink some bourbon and crack her, that might fix your issue. otherwise, you are going to need to make a genius bar appointment. But make sure you back her up to itunes beforehand.
 
Stand her under a nice sized park jump and slice those bangs off with your razor sharp edges with a nice big 360.
 
dated a bitch then she randomly cut her bangs and i straight up told her she looked like a Japanese school girl from pornhub
 
This is the right move.

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dated a bitch then she randomly cut her bangs and i straight up told her she looked like a Japanese school girl from pornhub
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Bangs are hot, might be she's just not your type? Post her number and I'm sure plenty of us would be happy to convince her to cut them
 
Learn to crochet or buy a knit beanie from a fellow NS'er and then slap it on her. Problem solved. Jah Bless
 
There was an episode of Seinfeld where George was dating a girl who was beautiful, but had a big nose. Later she ended up getting a nose job, as it was suggested to her by Kramer. All seems well, but when she learned that George thought her original nose was not just big but also ugly, she promptly dumped him. Once her nose had healed after the surgery she became a successful model.

TL; DR: OP's best bet is to have a friend tell her to cut her bangs and never show her this thread, but once she becomes a 10/10 there's a good chance she'll leave him and become Instagram model.
 
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