How do you steal a girl from her boyfriend?

The kid is in high school, which does not matter at all. Once you go to college its a whole different game and the couple will most likely break up when they go to different schools. If she is hot then she will find some dude with bigger and better things, who knows?! You can go around and try to fuck all the hot taken ladies but some day one boyfriend is going to beat the shit out of you. Seen it, and it is not pretty.

Goodluck with your whole dilemma, if it was me I would probably try to be good friends but not necessarily in the "friend zone." Soon the two break up, you go to prom with her, make a move and FUCK, hangout over the summer, go to college and you will be iron chef of pounding "vaj." This is risky however, because you don't want to get attached especially when you go away to school.

 
i rest my case, youre a douche.

youre one of those bro's that fuckin snakes around, hitting on other dudes girls. texting them all late night, hoping one day they will leave them for you, all the while knowing she is in a serious relationship.

i, however, am one of those guys that eventually finds out about you, and promptly punches you in the dick for being such a douche.
 
I usually just offer them a ride home whenever I see them somewhere.

My appearnce + clothing and Porsche do the rest.

Bitches love Porsches.

(I do like the reference to my other thread, cunning.)
 
CHRISTMAS PARTY UPDATE:

In a nutshell, i danced with some girls and hung out with my friends while she walked around either complaining about her boyfriend who was actually there he was just outside smoking the majority of the time. I hung out with her a little bit while i was there and we just talked. I know you all wanna hear about how i peed in her butt and then kicked the shit out of her boyfriend, but I'm feeling honest today.
 
Lol... I buy that guy a beer personally.

See, if a girl's not that into you and will entertain late night texts from some random douche trying to fuck her, he's doing you a favor by showing you she's just a stupid attention whore. So when I find out I've been wasing my time with a girl via some douche coming between us, I thank him for saving me the months or years I could have wasted putting quarters into that broken machine.

Or you could get all butthurt that the world doesn't revolve arond you if you want. but getting mad isn't going to do anything but poison your own psyche.
 
why would you want to do that? i've done it and i feel like a huge dick. i'd do it again 100 times since i love my girlfriend but it's not something i'm proud of that she cheated on him with me since they had a great relationship going. they were set to break up at the end of senior year since they didnt want to stay together through college so we started hooking up about a month before school ended

how i did it? i didn't actively do it at all. the first time i met her junior year i was obsessed with her but i was too big a pussy to talk to her enough, so she got swept up by one of my friends and they dated for a year and a half. we became really close at the beginning of senior year but i knew she would never leave him for me since they had a good thing going so i hung out with her anyway because i just wanted to be friends with her and spend as much time with her as possible. we went skiing together and had lunch together every day and i loved it since i loved being around her, and one day we finally talked about how we both liked eachother for a really long time. she left him when school ended and now we're together and it's awesome.

behind it all, i got lucky as fuck that things worked out so well. he was a great kid but their relationship was dwindling and just by being around her she realized that she wanted me instead, eventhough i was never actively trying to steal her from him. i feel bad for him, but he never got hurt since everything was in accordance with their original plans
 
i completely agree with you.

except for when the chick clearly wants nothing to do with said guy and he just keeps on keeping on trying to push you out of the picture.

THAT pisses me off.

if your gf answers text or goes and chills with him anyways, then its her fault, not his.
 
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this is legit the fucking creepiest shit ive ever seen on this site. imagine if you were the girls boyfriend and some little fucker came up trying to steal your girl. youd be pissed as fuck.

if a girl has a bf, leave her be. dont pull some pussy "stealing his girl" shit, move on and find another girl cause chances are if she actually liked you, shed drop her loser bf for you. if you pull scummy moves like this, you deserve to get your ass beaten
 
AS a buff guy, i have been wit many btches. One ting i notize is that wen a btch cumfrum a scrawnay homboi den get with a buff guy like me she all amazed an trilled. So if she dump her bf for scrawn btch like u den she will be unhappy with yo bitchyniss niggasass
 
best way to do it.. schmooze her over with your charm and wit and casually bring up convos of why she still datin the loser. then keep feedin the fire by making her talk about all the bad things which will make her realize she shouldn't be with him. then party with her, get her just tipsy enouh to make poor decisions and then perform the "smash and grab." (this is where you smash or make out or something and then grab her from her bf) now if your not in the friend zone you should be able to make out with her at the very VERY minimum. then let it sit the next week like its nbd while you keep talkin to her and having late night chats why her bf is a d-bag and how he treats her like shit, then repeat the "smash" part of the "smash n grab" two weeks later you perform the grab when she is "single" and you are "single" and there is constant smashing from then on out
 
pee in HIS butt to show your dominance over him to her, she'll be all over you in no time. just make sure you call no homo afterwards.
 
Just whip it out and say here is a 9 inch reason you should be with me...

But seriously just be honest with her. Friendzone blows my friend
 
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