How do you steal a girl from her boyfriend?

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So i like this girl who's been dating her boyfriend for almost three years now and she seems to be into me too. Her bf is a big motherfucker so i don't want to get the shit kicked out of me. The relationship seems to be pretty dead, they don't talk much or hang out much anymore. In fact, she talks to me more than she talks to him nowadays. So what do I do to make this girl give him the boot and go out with a real man?

+k for honestly answers and one's that make me lol
 
Just pull the robbery....

But really, how old are you? I thought high schoolers dated for a year then broke up?
 
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Seriously though sounds like you are in the Friendszone . Get her drunk and take advantage . Works sixty percent of the time , every time .
 
honestly look at it this way. even though you stated her relationship is sorta dead, do you really want to date a girl who is willing to just bail on a three year relationship? If she breaks up with her boyfriend then slowly starts things with you then its cool, but dont just steal a girl from a guy and expect things to be fine.
 
Hmmm well shes probably stupid, seeing as she's been in a relationship for 3 years which makes me think as someone said already, you're friendzoned and she doesn't realize her actions are actually coming off as attraction. As someone said, get drunk with her, see what happens, worst case you get your ass kicked.
 
Wait it out. Stay close to her but there isn't much you can do.
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Get wasted with her and hook up. But he will probably want to beat the shit out of you.
Or you could lie to her and have a couple friends back you up saying you guys saw him hooking up with a girl then leave a party with her. Or make a craigslist posting in the casual encounter section using pictures of him and make the post like "searching for dirty girl... my gf can't fulfill my needs." and put pictures of him from facebook, then send her a link to it. Both involves you lying so if she doesn't believe that he did those things you look like a fuck stick and lose all your chances.
Or just pee in her butt and show your dominance over her man.
 
see i thought it was just the friend zone at first but she was talking to one of my friends at a party last week and apparently from what she was saying to him that isn't the case
 
It's so easy hah. All you have to do is treat her better than her boyfriend does, and the SECOND he makes a mistake (even if it's a small one), exploit it as much as you can (without seeming too obvious). For example, lets say he was flirting with another girl. Talk to her about it and say something like "Guys like that piss me off, he's talking to other girls the same way he talks to you? You need a guy who treats you exclusively, not the same as all the other girls."

One argument that will almost always gain you some ground is "The sad thing is, almost all men will go to ridiculous lengths just to say he's with a girl as beautiful as yourself. Girls don't really understand how far a guy will take it. I mean, I'm a guy I know how we think, and I've BS'd girls too, but I would never do that to someone like you, only to the worthless skanky girls, who I'm not into anyway. We all make bad decisions hah. Anyway, you shouldn't take it."

^^If you can put that one together well, she just might break up with her boyfriend for no reason.
 
true, although i'd have to stockpile my shit for weeks. where am i gonna keep it? indoors? no. and its cold outside my poo would probably freeze in a few hours. keep brainstorming....
 
just straight up tell her that you know she wants you but if she wants you shes gotta break up with her man. if she "needs to think," proceed to hit on other girls, thereby increasing you chances with other women whilst simultaneously making her jealous. jealous enough to pull the trigger.

if and when at any point of this process she feels guilty, mention that high school relationships are bound to die (she knows shes not staying with her current bf in college), and now she gets to end it on her terms. listen to why shes decided she doesn't like her boyfriend, but never let him become the focus of attention over you.

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Haha if she's able to analyze a situation for herself that wouldn't work. She'd have to be really dumb and a complete drama queen for him to pull this off successfully, in which case he probably wouldn't want to date her anyway.
 
Gotta be careful with that jealousy card, it can backfire. She might just think he's a player and completely lose interest...I would.

At any rate it's probably best to not try to manipulate her into a new relationship.
 
A couple things. She could be talking to you more than her boyfriend because youre in the friend zone and she looks to you for advice or some random shit like that. If their relationship is 'dead' then I dont think that her boyfriend would care that much if she started dating you, but if hes the type that would get all offended and tough guy on you just tell her to wait a while before you guys go official. Before any of this though you want to make sure she feels the same way about you, and thats not something you want to do when she's still in a relationship. Id wait until the break up then make your move, tell her how you feel, and if she feels the same way wait a little while and start dating that way YakDouche boyfriend doesnt come after you.
 
i was under the impression op was intending to be exclusive with her, and that should probably be communicated during the "you should dump your boyfriend for me" conversation.
 
like i said before, I don't think I'm in the friend zone, but i guess there's still a chance. what do you think i could do to prevent getting friended
 
Yeah, I know. I was saying that seeing him hitting on a bunch of girls while she "needs time to think" or whatever may not actually do him any favors. It might make her jealous enough to decide to be with him, or it might just be a turn off. For me it would be the latter. I just thought I'd point that out, that's all.
 
Getting her dunk is porbably the easiest way.

Make sure you are less drunk and give her te time of her life and make her breakfast in the morning:

99% Succes rate.
 
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