How do you ski

[statuswhitegirl]

ive never skied before

 

[freestyle_kyle]

take a lesson.

 

[statuswhitegirl]

what kind of lesson, oboe or something i didnt know that playing an instrument could be me ski well thanks

 

[KingTaco]

r u gay?????????????

 

[statuswhitegirl]

no but i cannot how you say "jib" but i am still a school newer right?????

 

[freestyle_kyle]

wow this is probably the lamest alias ive ever seen

 

[snowboardkid21]

wow this is gay

 

[statuswhitegirl]

what do you mean freestyle kyle?!@!?!?!

 

[statuswhitegirl]

CAN SOME ONE TELL ME HOW TO SKI

im no newb

 

[KingTaco]

^its easy

1st u get off the lift

then u ski

 

[statuswhitegirl]

but how when ever i try to go down the mountain i fall and people laugh i want to be a schooler new

 

[LineSkier817]

well first you have to get the right size ski. depending on your size, i would say nothing less than a 230cm ski.

 

[KingTaco]

hahahahaha

 

[statuswhitegirl]

im 6 foot 7

what size is that

 

[statuswhitegirl]

BUMP

 

[freestyle_kyle]

okay heres what you have to do. go to a mountain go to the biggest cliff you can find. if you go off it, everyone will have madd respect for you. it wont even matter if you pizza off of it. o and its even more stylish if you land on your head, just like jamie pierre. just go huck yourself off that cliff

 

[thefilmerguy]

im guessing this is an alias for skiatgore69 so shut up your a faggit

 

[statuswhitegirl]

no its the first yung jibber but i got banned so i made a new account SO SHUT THE FUCK UP IM NOT SKIATGORE69

 

[skiRay]

this is a joke. he is just playin'....

 

[statuswhitegirl]

no skiray its no joke, NO JOKE i have no idea how to slide along the trails

 

[statuswhitegirl]

bumpbumpbumpbump

 

[statuswhitegirl]

does no one like me or something, cmon i wanna ski

 

[statuswhitegirl]

cmonnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[DopeSauce]

What a weirdo

 

[n-o]

if you cant ski and dont know skiing term how in fucks name do you know how to bump a thread? riddle me that batman

 

[statuswhitegirl]

i dont know wonder women i want to become a racer

 

[statuswhitegirl]

bump yeah i did it again

 

[fouldsys]

so first you want to be a school newer and now you want to be a racer? if you want to be a racer then im pretty sure this is not the web site for you.

 

[n-o]

ill teach you if you pay me double what my club pays me

and they pay me 21.33 an hour so pass me the dough BITCH!1111111

 

[LineSkier817]

ill teach you how to ski. i only have lessons heli skiing so you can come if you want.

 

[BFFset.]

why are so many people answering this thread?

 

[mnjib]

its really not funny why do you waste peoples time?

 

[SSteezle]

since you have a small penis you should prob take up snowboarding

 

[LineSkier817]

lol or just go jump off a building and land on your head.

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

i'm not to familiar on teaching someone, but if you french fry when you're suppose to pizza, you may be in some trouble

 

[Canuker]

wow wat a fag " a school newer" LMFAO!

 

[Treestman]

if you french fry when youre supposed to pizza, ur gonna have a baad time.

 

[Treestman]

alias???

yung-steezy

yung-jibb3r

see the similarities?