How do you poop?

ski.the.yeast

ski.the.yeast

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There are many ways we are individuals in the way we poop. A couple friends and I had a very interesting discussion about this just last week. Here are the options:

1. Do you pull your pants down to your thighs or down to your ankles?

2. Do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?

3. Do you wipe from the front or the back?

4. Do you wipe with an up or down motion?

5. Do you wipe sitting down or standing?

How I poop:

1. Pant down at ankles

2. I crumple carefully, so a little bit in between

3. I go in from the back!

4. I wipe with an up motion

5. I lean forward

So tell me ns! How do you poop?
 
I strip naked and poop while running around my lawn singing the national anthem. It helps ly grass grow nice and think and I feel proud of my country while doing it :)
 
i play gta on my psp when i take a shit. it is great esp when you're squeezing out a turd, because you can take all the pain and transfer it into killing people.
 
im bleeding from the butthole, and you stop to correct my english? im in pain please go get chemickals
 
thumbs-up-obama-not-bad.jpg
 
1.ankles2.crumple.

3.FRONT(wiping from the back just seems goofy)

4.both

5. Sitting down
 
hahahah was wondering when this was going to happen.

but seriously, pants come off and I straddle the toilet like it was meant to be done.
 
1. Naked, feels so much better.2. Fold, you can't get shit on your hands.

3. Front to back, more logical.

4. ?

5. Stand, just spread those cheeks wide open and smear all the shit right of.
 
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH I saw your were the last post in a pooping forum, so I came to contradict whatever you said, but you stuck to the rules.
 
always at work.

and WTF sitting to wipe, cant do an effective job IMO, also no one wants to stick there hand that close to shit water.
 
1. totally naked

2.i springroll that shit

3.reach around back

4.wipe up

5.just off leaning way foreward

also if its big and/or stanky i leave it for everyone to enjoy
 
this is what i do.

1. wet my hands a little bit

2. rub my hands on my ass cheeks so theyre a little moist

3. spread my cheeks a little then sit down. (my cheeks won't slip because they're a little wet)'

4. poop

5. barely have to wipe

6.??????

7.profit
 
I jut spend 21 days on a fire in Colorado. Therefore I went 21 days without seeing a shower, running water, or a toilet. I have 21 little poops hidden throughout the Colorado wilderness. Each one I tried a different method. My favorite was the squat while holding the bole of a tree.
 
Standing up, from behind, upward motion, crumpled paper.....and I am very "anal" about wiping until there is no more poop streaks on the paper, even if that means using half a roll with 3 flushes.
 
1. Ankles

2. Combination of both (depending on dispersal of shit around the cornhole)

3. Back

4. Up

5. Standing

Shitting naked is done whenever possible
 
1. i take my pants right the fuck off

2. i fold the toilet paper in a slightly crumply way

3. back to front. front to back is asking for skid marks. you gotta go two fingers deep and scoop that shit out

4. wtf is an up or down motion

5. i wipe from half squat above the toilet
 
Who folds....? I feel like the wetness of the poop and any toilet water that splashed onto your asshole would seep through the paper, leaving your hand a poopy mess.
 
THANK YOU!

there was video i watched once on youtube of some guys pooping off buildings set to this song and i really wanted to hear the song again.
 
i do this too! it makes the poop come out easier also.

anyone else put a little bit of cold water on the tissue before they wipe? if it's a burning shit that make sit feel so good. a few days ago i had hot noodles and the resulting poop was darn spicy, the cold and refreshing tp makes it a lot better
 
1 get fucking naked in this bitch2 crumple

3 back

4 start with up end with down

5 sitting

6 end with a smell that shit motion into the toliet like a fucking boss

sickest thread ever.

 
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