How Do You Pee?

i could never pull my penis through that little hole in my boxers. that shit's just weird.

unzip, lower the boxers enough to whip it out, hold with right hand, sometimes rest forward with left hand against the wall (i.e, when drunk), and look down and make sure i aint missin.

always lift the seat up, always put it back down after. i'm a gentleman.
 
I oftentimes sit down to take my pees, I find it provides a much needed break in an otherwise hectic day.
 
standing up with my t-shirt off, pants on ankles and both hands behind my head, peeing like a boss ! swaying from left to right and back again !

then to get the last drops off i do a meatspin, then pull pants back up, put t-shirt back on and continue whatever i was doing before ....
 
Standing up, with my wiener. Every person on earth can, and should stand up whilst peeing.

Pinknames are not excused. Not anymore

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i change up my style alot. I either so how long i can pee or i just try to rocket it out and pee as fast as i can
 
Also, a great time to catch up on words with friends, and go on new schoolers. Or should I say, sit on new schoolers.
 
Ive been pullin my pants down a little. easier to pee one handed that way without the pressure from my pants.

The last year or two ive been going over the fence mostly. Too lazy to unzip
 
the first person to post that vid (it was inevitable) obviously fucks it up

thats worth a LOL
 
I never unzip my pants, and I always whip it all out. If you only whip out the shaft there will be some that is blocked in and when you put it away you will essentially piss yourself.
 
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Scoop that junk out, and i try to progressively gap further as I piss. I've got almost all the way across my bathroom before.
 
facing the tank i squat with my feet on the seat. i stick my ass up a little bit. i then place my wallet on the tank so i can rest my face. and then while im pissing. i do those weird muscle movements that make your dick go up and down. and piss every where

for urinals. pants down to the ankles and scratching my ass the whole time.
 
i've been wanting to do this for quite a while now, it's just really hard to find a suiting bowl...

most toilets are kind of small or have a sink or bathtub standing in the way ....
 
omg.... i just went and did this. in the new bathroom in my house there is plenty of room.

planking and peeing.. amazing.

but hard

 
standing up is way too much effort

when sitting down, one opens up endless possibilities for multitasking

some of my favorites are: read a magazine, play tiny wings, think deep thoughts, take care of any lurking poops you might not have been aware of
 
I always switch it up. sometimes I don't even pee in the toilet.. go in the sink... mainly do it in public bathrooms though.... lol
 
I pee with the force of a thousand suns so I usually see how far away I can get from the toilet/urinal. My record is about 6 feet
 
-meat over pants, that hole shit sucks-start at normal distance

-get pee up to max flow

-slowly back away reaching maximum distance

-make and epic jump forward when the stream stops and get every last drop in the bowl like a baus

-proceed with day
 
start peeing, slowly back away untill you can just barely get the distance so you dont piss everywhere. my record is like 10 ft
 
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