How do you pee in the shower?

Hold on, I don't think I heard you correctly, did you say, "In the shower I normally bend my cousin over and piss in her butt, then we switch positions and she squats over my chest."
 
true, but thats only good for the shower, i cant just pee where ever when i feel like it. i wish i could pee standing up without peeing on my leg...
 
I take it and swing it around to act like I'm firing a laser beam at spaceships. UH OH! That tile to the left is the mothership, I have to take it out fast.

Ok ok, the drain.
 
Down the drain. I don't pee in my shower at home though, that's gross haha. Dorm showers, who gives a fuck haha.
 
drain...

or when i feel like it,
i squeeze the tip of my monkey, by the foreskinso its closed off and my foreskin inflates with peepee, like a waterballoon
then i release and its an explosion of yellow stinky !

-please don't judge me ...
 
I pee in the drain. But I get up so early in the morning that no one in my neighborhood is awake, so sometimes I go outside in the middle of my lawn and pee there. That's a great feeling.
 
i dont even realize when i pee in the shower anymore. i really have to watch myself when i am taking showers with the woman lol
 
this.
I take a crap and pee, at the same time, then I hop into the shower without flushing the toilet so I don't shower in my own piss, then, when i'm done in the shower, I flush the toilet.. (Yes I know, i'm weird)
 
I tripped out when I saw my name in your sig

But seriously, when I piss in the shower (aka every shower) I like to try and pee straight up and see how high it goes. Bonus points if you can get it above your head - unfortunately that can get precariously close to your face and can result in disaster.
 
A friend told me he was taking his shower with his gf.. and he feeled like peeing and well she was there... he still did it, she never realised. Pee was about same temperature as the water from shower.

5)On your gf.
 
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