''How do you mount skis?''
Hahaha, thats just golden. Can you imagine this kid at home, in his garage making ''Speed Holes'' (ala that episode of the Simpons were assains are after Homer) with his dad's Black&Decker.
''Mom!'' he shouts from the garage
''Yes dear.''
''I figured out what I want for Christmas.''
''That's great! What is it?'' she asks.
''Another pair of skis.''
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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-PhattTim