How do you get your Christmas tree?

[MilaKunis]

We pay 10 bucks and go into the wilderness to cut ours down.

 

[slugworth]

Amen

 

[El_Barto.]

i was gonna call bs but then i saw youre also from oregon. So many damn trees here. I got mine from the woods this year

 

[roddy116]

my family buys it from our church

 

[Ski_Alot]

we chop it down at the local tree farm

 

[noreasterprod]

I take a perilous rafting journey on the Nile river until I reach the island of Tortuga, there i meet Kumar the magical toaster to chase down the only living Douglas Fir on this side of the Sahara dessert

 

[LoathesRaisins]

lol, our church

 

[the-honeypossum]

you gottsta go yo the tree farm broski

 

[PaintedHearts]

Yep, just did this yesterday! Cutting down the Christmas tree with the family is definitely one of my favorite things to do...made sure I got home from school for it

 

[_Garagely_]

I go deep into the mountains and chop down my own damn Douglas Fir.

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

What is that?

Bitch!

 

[Errl]

I go all Clark Griswold on that bitch.

 

[MASkier]

Go into the woodscut down a tree

drag it back

 

[corona]

I normally get mine in Shredsauce

 

[grapejuice3000+]

i go to the menorah farm and cut one down. fucking christmas.

 

[HitTheJim]

I have a fake one because mums says so, but my job is selling pre-cut trees so I get my fix of real tree.

 

[ForeverYung]

Tell mum to shove the fake tree up her vag and get a new one

 

[ForeverYung]

Crap, not sure why I wrote new, that was supposed to be real

 

[HitTheJim]

I tried that, and things got awkward real fast when I took matters into my own hands.

 

[Chief.Queef]

He lives close to it and they literally like walked around his town house just searching or after getting a tip or something and found it

 

[bjobe]

Stole it from the neighbors front yard.

 

[DANETRON]

Gonna go shoot one down with the ar15 i bought earlier today

 

[rsvp]

same thing my family does.

 

[BeefiestExpert]

I live in the city know for the Christmas tree capital of the world. There are Christmas trees EVERYWHERE.

 

[stupendous-man]

You live IN the city. you don't know the half of it.

 

[BeefiestExpert]

sooooooooooo what the hell are you trying to imply?