how do you get to chad's from the bottom of alta?

i was one of the witnesses to tanner halls chads gap crash. it was mind blowing. standing up in those trees with a bunch of hippies and film crews looking down on tanner crashing was just astonishing. the thunder of dynamite was heard. we later learned that alta ski patrol had put dynamite in tanner's boots in a desperate attept to blow up chads gap. this caused tanner to break his ankles. he went into broken record mode screaming in pain about how his ankles were broken. we thought it wouldnt get any worse. we were wrong.

suddenly out of nowhere from in inrun tom wallisch appered. he threw a dub cork 12 and afterbanged so hard that chads gap actually blew up. in the middle of the fiery inferno the traveling circus crew came like bats out of hell. andy parry and will wesson started killing the group of hippies that i had mentioned earlier. they then fed the dead hippies and some snickers bars to ian chompton. A group of guys from WME desperatley ran after the other film groups wanting to buy their footage but everyone was to busy trying to save their lives.

i ran over to tanner, who unable to walk was still screaming that his ankles were broken. i slung him over my shoulders and i said the magic words. I tapped my full tilts together three times saying "theres no place like the bottom of alta, theres no place like the bottom of alta, theres no place like the bottom of alta" i teleported to the parking lot. no fiery inferno. just gapers and the deafening roar of "BROKE, MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN! I GOT BROKEN ANKLES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" over my shoulder.

 
ankles. both of 'em.

and holy crap I remember when this thread was first started. it was so funny when the dude came back and had video of him flipping it :) (I haven't been on here in like 2-3 years...a lot has changed)
 
did they have sarcasm meters back in your day?
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I +K'ed as soon I read that you were standing with a bunch of hippies and film crews. It only got better from there
 
haha, no kid. NS was a whole different world. about 15,000 members, no NSTV, no NS Store, and the picture section was hoppin'
 
Oh man every time that I thought that this thread could not produce any more humiliation, it did.
But to get to the real point, in a few days, this thread is turning 5 years old!! Time to celebrate something of true greatness.
 
Go to the upper parking lot above albion grill. Hopefully there will be a small sign showing you where a summer hiking trail is, hike straight up until you get to an old dirt road. This road will take you up thru grizzley gulch, keep going past the small steel gate. This road takes you all the way to the gap.

Fight me.
 
Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday dear "how do you get to chad's from the bottom of alta?" thread,

Happy birthday to you!
 
haha, youve been on ns for less than a month dude, "5 years already... holy crap" makes you sound like an old pro! =PFuck yeah though, cheers for a happy birthday
 
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