how do you get to chad's from the bottom of alta?

yo, you fuckers are a buch of fagots. Chads gap is tough, but not that tough. If you go slow enough to not clear it, your gonna be goin to slow to hurt yourself. Quit the fuckin bullshit you panzy ass cum guzzlin fagots. Anyone can hit it who wants to. If you fuck it up and they close it, we'll just go build another booter somewhere else. If any of you fuckers have been up there you know there are plenty of opportunities to build bigger jumps. And all of this shit about chaining rails is more fucked up than a homosexual. We chained rails to keep people from hitting rails we built or got permission to hit. We also knocked down chads last year after hitting it because there was no snow on part of the landing and if some kid hit it and got fucked up, wed all feel real bad. If you take the time to build it, props to you, your a baller, and you can hit it. If any of you pricks with dildos up your sphincter say any more shit to my home boys pat creed (not as in the band, its his name bro) or the one and only 'newman' Im gonna be hella pissed. The Bonfire crew can chill with mAckDaWg any day! piece fuckers.

IQQI 'what do you suck dick?'

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hahahaha u r so gay dude I laugh every time ur little ghetto ass gets on here go make your own 'snowboarding' site so u can post gay shit and also for us to talk shit about u on it 2.

 
I am always amazed at how people automatically ASSUME that someone else does not have the ability to do something they could not.

Being a Photographer I have the opportunity to see a lot of talented individuals, some of which are professional atheletes and some of which who are not.

The big difference I find between the professionals and those who want to be is not WHAT they can hit, or even the size of the hits, it is often the confidence to be able to hit something very large FIRST.

Without the ACTUAL knowledge that it can be done.

Once something has been done, and this knowledge is engrained into the mind of the talented(non-professional) individual, they often can quite easily perform.

For example (if any of you mountian bike) there is a few large Gaps in Mountian biking, a couple notables are the Gilliard Road gap, and the Ord gap.

These were opened up by seasoned pros, but now half a dozen little kids have hit them bigger/better and pulled tricks over them.

So, Who knows what Creed and his friends are capable of, If they are bothering with the expense of a trip perhaps they have the confidence and ability to perform.

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shootr is right. It's amazing of how much you learn just by watching pros.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
bear in mind that chad zurinskas wasnt/isnt a pro... and he invented the thing.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
hi guys! im hittin chads with my snow racer next weekend.. anyone care to join me??

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Anewrmorning....how did he 'invent' chads gap? He may have come up with the idea and was the first to hit it...but thats not inventing something.

 
die pricks its not funny to claim your going to hit it with snowmob, sarcasm or not. actually read what 'mackdick' has to say and its fair enough, just he chose to say it in an offensively fake and ridiculous 'gangsta' manner which undermined him totally

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I'm only going to be impressed if James Bond does it in his next movie with a helicopter passing underneath him as he is in mid-flight.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
if you dont know where it is, then you probably should be there...let alone hit it.

Your fucked in the head if you think you can just walk up and session it...

If you do, bring a roll of TP because you will promptly shit yourself just looking at it.

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
mackdawg, you seem to like to talk about penis's and gay activity. Sorry, you will not find what you are looking for here.

ah and ps. your mom called, she wants her panties back

 
Yo jib ninja...whauks aosdua fuio aduofi oaisiwfu aifufv ioaou cucu dyufsdysi fysiyfi sudifusiufii ...thats Japenses for suck my balls.

 
Post the vid afterwards and all the fuckers on this site that you have the balls, but I really don't think you do. Maybe 1% off all the skiiers on this site have the skills to hit chads!

 
Hey alta locals! I have an idea! Instead of being dicks that are so protective of 'your' territory, you could help this guy build up and hit the jump. You guys must have hitten it hundreds of times to be so protective of it, right?

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
just do the gap, then post a vid hear on ns and shut all these retards up... knowones is going to stop you from hitting it!

fuck signatures
 
chads gap:

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from the wski trailer, but i think it shows the distance well enough



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but whatever thats not the point the point is how fucking huge it is, and how this kid wont ever hit it, or find it, or buuld a jump big enough for it......and plus hes joking, he has to be



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hahahaa mackdawg is such a faggot, God i had better insults in 7th grade, your movies suck a fuck too.... i think itd be funny if C crew after destroying chads gap fucking salted the shit out of it, so the rest of the mackdawg cunts cant do their 180 methods over it

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
 
yo, altarider is just backing up his bros, people are talking smack about them, and seriously if they are locals i give them mad respect because i know whats it's like to be a local somewhere and have to deal with the tourist croud and sometimes they act like they own the place. alittle respect is all he's asking for.

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----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
2 days from now then, we will hear of the death of some kids at chads, or the newest pros on the circuit...

man this thread is so chaulk full of lame insults and ghetto talking, its such a classic a classic, hilarious...

if they think they can hit, go ahead, sign a will just incase...

Dude, like, whatevrrrrrrrrrrrr people, oi!
 
wow mackdawg is sure a cocksucker no? if he was so cool/ghetto/chill why would he go onto a ski site to be like 'laying dat shit out so now you know' kinda thing. and if someone chains up a rail and doesnt let people hit it- he or she is spawned from the ghost of Liberace.

If skiing was a guy it would be johnny depp. hes the coolest!
 
ahah and he wants jib ninja to suck his balls? that only proves jib ninja right! ahah

If skiing was a guy it would be johnny depp. hes the coolest!
 
Everyone doubting Creedman shut the fuck up. Give the kid props for even thinking about hitting it. Plus, he is a sick skier and probably does have the skills to hit it. Talking ass shit mother fuckers

 
if your doing it, nows the time... or in about 4 days after the next storm rolls through... well, it would be good for the landing... crap for the building though...

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
malqueso, I support this dude 100 percent, but anyone can think about hitting or doing something. Now taking the time to plan out how and execute that plan, now that takes something else that most people don't have.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
all this ghetto shit is a little old. but, as the pictures show, chad's is massive. send the pictures

 
so is this kid gonna hit it or what

GREENFIELD NORTHSIDE WORLD WIDE CAUSE I REP TILL I FUCKIN DIE
 
Im going to Utah this winter and I know I'm not good enough to hit Chad's but me and a friend were thinking of pyramid, Whats it take to set that up?

 
Chads gap is fricken huge there no way i could do it, and chances are I won't do pyramid cause its big to. i'm just wondering if its even worth the hike.

 
Seriously, fuck all you pussy faggot bitches. Go up and hit that shit if you want, why the fuck would anyone give a fuck? MFM? what the fuck kind of snowboarder thinks theyre fucking gangster. what a fuckin faggot. mack dawg? fuck those guys. anyone who tries to be all tough by not letting someone hit a jump is a fag. i will fuck any of the fucks up...bitches. i would laugh if one of these fag ass snow-gangsters ever went to LA and saw what a real fuckin gangster is...fuckin fag ass pussies. hahahahahaha. seriously, if you waant to hit something, go hit it. fuck anyone who thinks differently. and if they wanna start some shit, just bring some fucking brass knucles or some shit....and bust their fuckin fag faces in....fuckin faggots ....well, you guys have fun hittin that shit! it'll be sick...and fuck all those 'snow gangsters' haha

 
what I find hilarious is all you people talking about skill! 'you gotta have skill, you gotta be good...etc'. No one said he was going to attempt a corked out 1260 true tail over it. What it really comes down to is balls, you gotta have the balls to hit it. I dont have them, so props to those who do. But the fact remains, a huge straight air is a huge straight air. The only skill you need is building skills for the kicker. So it's mostly a combination of speed and balls. Skills? how many of you hit big booters straight on and die?

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Hey where is this kid from anyway? just curious?

(i am a local from little cottonwood/alta/snowbird.)

 
ALSO, FYI, that area in grizzly gulch is VERY DANGEROUS for avys. if you don't have avy skills, be carefull up there especialy up towards pyramid. if you do come out and want to just check them out, remember it is backcountry, and there isn't patroll. if you get burried you will probly die, if you get hurt it is VERY expensive to get rescued by alta ski patrol. they might bring in a helli which would be very expensive.

just a thought

kaBAM!

hey this long signature thing is the new pink
 
if you dont know where it is and you have to ask where it is...your problely ready for it yet(dose that make sence?)(spelling?)

 
This has been very entertaining fellas...T minus one day and counting. What is the verdict? Are you on the road (to possible death) yet or what?

Good luck

 
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