how do you get to chad's from the bottom of alta?

i skied between the gap today, the landing looks like it did when all the snowboarders where hitting it. and whats the deal with the mack dawg thing. chads wasnt even in the mackdawg movie. it was in pop, made by absinthe.

and if your gonna be in utah for a while, you might wanna step to pyramid first, its a bit less intimidating

 
I do believe it was skiers hitting Chad's for the first time? So why the fuck does Mack Dawg think they own it? Those bastards, damn them and damn the man (not that I'd ever hit Chad's).

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
I dont understand how all these kids see chads in freeze and think they can do it....some kid is gonna go up there, build a kicker thats way to small, short it and snap his back. Every1 is like i saw pollard do it so its easy

 
skiers hit it 4 years ago bro ^^^ candide dspin7'ed that sucker.

^^and they saw pollard do it so it was easy eh? well did they see pollard fuck himself up huge messing that baby up trying to 180 it (mind you a 180 is not the smartest idea)

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What up Creed, its Pat. Yo man, we are gonna hit this damn jump and show all these people up who are bustin our balls. Oh ya, and Mack Dawg or Altarider, whoever the fuck you are, what can you do? It is the Wasatch National Forest (aka public land, retard). Maybe get some brains and get the hell off the post.

 
What can I do?? Wellllll you already posted the dates youre coming out...so how about since I live here I just go up the day before and stake out claim and sleep up there til you leave.

 
MFM sounds like some fucking S&M thing. Fuck them though go and do it and if u stick send the mofo's the vid. and then theyll know whats up.

 
yeah, it may be public land, but its a respect thing, you have to earn it before you can go out and hit it. genraly i dont agree with what dspin7x says, but in this case i do, chad's gap is dangerous, and you and one or 2 of your little friends isnt gonna be ablet to build a big enough jump to clear it. chads gap is the waimea bay of skiing, if its not perfect, you dont go out and you dont try and session it, if you do your retarted and deserve to die. mfm will back up what he says, even if you think he is a pussy, i for one would not pick a fight with him. now that the heat is on to you your screwed, theres gonna be people up there for the whole time you are planning to be there, making shure you dont hit it. and even if you dont go then, they still will be watching, and if they even get a wif of you headed up there, you dead. STAY AWAY FROM CHADS GAP, UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE, OR COME VERY CLOSE TO IT, THE GAP IS SACRED, AND YOU ARE NOT WELCOME.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
and by the way, mfm is marc frank montoya, hes a pro snowboarder who talks a lot of shit and doesent back down, he doesnt mind getting in fights, and the rest of his crew is the same way. these guys arent skinny little shits either, so watch it.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
how can we contact this mfm guy? we just wanna hit the jump. why would he care if we do, which we wont. what a fag if he doesnt allow kids to hit it.

 
hahaha what a joke 'there are gonna be poeple up thre the whole time your planing to go' the thing is a lump of snow like some gay crew will be guarding it no one cares, there just scared ull show em up

 
dude, even if you were able to talk to him about it he still wouldnt let you do it, its just how it is, you have to earn their respect first, then ask. im telling you man, you dont understand, marc franc is a bad ass and is very protective of his terriotry.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
dude, trust me, a day or 2 out o the park to them is no big deal, i think half those guys like to get in fights for fun anyways, and that would be easy pickins.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
has mfm ever hit it? why does he have territorial rights? why not a skier? where exactly does he live and how will he know well be there?

 
hahahahah stop iot seriously u sounds like ur tlaking about some sacred tribal land like seriously shit up, that frank guy prob hansnt hit it or nothin

 
like lauren said, your questioning the mack-dog crew?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good one!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
as far as i know mark frank hasnt hit it, and i dont think he would know if you were gonna hit it either. either way though, he is super stoked on riding and i think he'd be stoked to see you up there, if you're actually doing it right. no one is gonna kick you out of chads gap unless there is a jump built and no tracks on the landing. generally people will be stoked to see people trying to send it.

 
oh, and yes, mfm has hit it, so you cant call him on that, my friend rubed it in my face that a boarder finaly did last year, so i should know.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
Listen. You are from Montana. You don't understand the local politics.

Just listen to all the people that know.

YOU DO NOT JUST GO AND HIT CHADS. It just is not done.

The majority of pro skiers and snowboarders have not even hit Chads.

Look at my original posts and the rest of the posts in this thread. This isn't tourist shit.

You are dabbling in serious shit and it would be in your best interest to stay away. I don't say this to sound like an ass. It's just the truth.

btw. MFM is Mark Frank Montoya, a bigtime pro snowboarder.

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Dont start with me...

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^^ exactly, you dont know how it works, so dont make asumptions, he is stoked on riding when you are not invadeing his turf.

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'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
read my name..... imn not fomr montana, and im not htting it dude im juts saying no ones stoping those other guys form doing it

 
i dont know what video, ill ask my friend tomorow if i see him. but no gaurentees its even on video. it may only be pics.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
thats cuase he hits pyramid, not chads. romain and travis kill chads, not mark frank.

and anyone living in utah should be stoked to see people hitting it, i know i would be..

 
yeah man, i'm from UT, and i don't think anyone's gonna stop you, but be prepared man, chances are, you're gonna get you're ass worked...

 
why are people still giving him shit. He can hit it if he wants to. HE didnt name the thread 'Do you guys think I can clear Chad's?' ITs public land if anyone picks a fight with you for being up there punch him in the throat or call the cops.

P.S your gonna die when you hit Chad's

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
^^ lets all read the last line of ice-is-scary's post again and again and again untill we figure it out!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
hahahahahah whaaaaaaaa ice, i like 'He can hit it if he wants to. HE didnt name the thread 'Do you guys think I can clear Chad's?' and then the PS

 
I'm going to clear some shit up, noone ever said MFM has hit chads, he threw a gangsta three over pyramid in love/hate movie.

MFM owns the UTAH backcountry, And he doesn't care about what others think about him. He wont think twice to call someone else and he wonth hesitate to admit that he only reps his sponsors cause they pay him.

Hes the shit.

 
^i think freeskier1260 said something along those lines.

but really, everyone shoudl shut up about this and let the kids try and do it. if they are going about it all wrong, someone will let them know, grizzly gulch is pretty damn popular

 
1, mfm has not hit chads..people would have heard about it... he would have talked about it in mags..sorry your wrong.

2, the mackdog crew does not gaurd the gap...they dont even hit it...it was the absinth crew or whatever,

3, as stated above, the only way that you might get your ass beat up there is if there is a jump built and a fresh landing and you straight poach the shit outof it.

4, I bet anything that once you get there you wont do it..It would be sick if you did...but its more than a 2,3,4 man operation...you need some numbers to get that pulled off

girls: were 13

schmuck: oh yea...me to.......INCHES!
 
hey im all for it, if they want to do it, they can go for it, i give them mad props, but dont come to ns after it happens saying that you got the fuck beat out of you because you tried to hit the gap. if you go its gonna happen so be perpared.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
its cool dude, i think the same thing, i think they will get there and be like ant no way in hell so yeah, thats why i say, go for it!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
yeah, i know im whoreing, but i would like to appologise for the comment that mfm hit chads gap. i know some snowboarder has, but not him, i dont folow it as much so i dont know all the pros, my appologies.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
YO HOMEFRIES! yea you pussy ass bitch creedman,I hope you do come up to CHad land, my bro just got outta the slammer and needs a new BITCh. JuSt bring yo hole gang up here, my homeboys frum the hood'll fuck you scrawny asses up.ChaDs gap is no longer here, all thats left is MacKdAwgs GAP, Piece small balls.

-MaCkdAwG bitches

 
Creedman

Chads gap is easy to find. Take most of the lifts at Alta and youll see it doen in the Gulch. You can ski part way there off of supreme lift. If you can't find it, stop by the Peruvian Lodge Wednesday night, I bartend there for most of the year. I have hit it many times and wrecked twice as many times as Ive made it. If see Chads in person and still want to hit it, youve probably got the talent to do it. The only time you can't hit it is during a photo shoot, which usually lasts a few days and rarely happens. If you've got some real balls, stop listening to these fagots on this site, go hit the gap or huck 3 figures with me.

-pierre

 
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