How do you get rid of a hickie?

damn, i thought it said how to get rid of a hooker...in which case i'd have quite a few suggestions.

i think the jerry lewis/back to the future car should work though, i've tried it a few times
 
this girl told me that you should come them... i think it does work... and something about lemon juice too or something cant really remember about the lemons
 
DAMN YOU!!!!

but yeah. a fpoon will do the trick. get a fpoon and rub your neck with it.(no im not joking) think about it. the cold frostie will help stop the swelling, and help the bruising to subside faster. and the rubbing will do the same.
 
what's really the problem, it's a hickey, not herpes? just bruise the rest of your neck so they get hidden in the bloody mess, use a broomstick for this if you're really that concerned
 
just give MacGyver a toothpick, a pack of chewing gum, a banana peel, and a pack of flavored condoms and he should be able to figure something out.
 
its not a wound numb-nuts... its blood drawn to the surface.

A quick fix is to take a spoon, put in freezer, let freeze, then put on your hickie. works wonders
 
its summer, who really cares if you have a hickey?

but in all seriousness, a paper cup and a 6 feet of fishing line
 
that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

you need cold to make blood go away from the surface of the skin, not air
 
say the dog sucked on your arm

or give yourself a whole bunch of hikeys down your arms and say you fought the vacuum cleaner, be creative!
 
this kid at high north got a couple hickies from some girl camper and he tied to tell people that someone choked him some people actually believed him him and her got the summer lovin award at the end of camp
 
this is what i found:

Hickey%20Monument.jpg
 
when my buddy got a hickey we just told his girlfriend that we were all drunk and tried to see who could hold the vaccuum cleaner up to there neck the longest, your boyfriend was the winner, he is talented... she didnt believe us and was quite angry at him about the girl he was with

 
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