how do you get a booter crunk?

Durtschi

Durtschi

Active member
i have been pondering this notion for the past while, any tips or speculations?

Eat snacky smores, (availible at all Wal-Bogs.)
 
here's what cha do:

-get the dopest semi unknown skiers in the industry, for

example: tim d. zach d. sammy c. tommy c. jamie p. j heim.

ryan m. ashley b. dana f. rex. t. and tom w.

-work hard in the off season raisin' da skrilla to cover the

budget

-buy dope ass camera gear

-get snowmobile sponsors

-hit everyone big mountain line, drop the world's biggest cliffs,

build the biggest kickers, hit the dopest rails with 270s 450s

switchups, allkindsanastysheat.

-add a dope soundtrack

-edit it teeeight

-CALL DA SHIT 'BOOTA CRUNK'

 
naw yuk!

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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked. sO UH drop it like it's hot'

-teddy (EastCoastPride)

THE LAB

*NWFT*
 
hahahahasdjf;laursjdfl;kaj

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'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420

*NWFT*

one time i was at the bedtime and i tried to open the broccoli but i couldnt because inside was the conundrum - destroy (in response to the crack addict thread)

ANNA DO YOU FLIPPIN HOMEWORK OR ILL COME OVER THERE WITH MY GENUINE ATTITUDE ADJUSTER AND START ADJUSTING SOME ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - jomama0005
 
Rage, shamless self promotion must have been your new years resolution? Why are you on a ski forum? Don't you snowboard?

 
I am going to be in Salem oregon, is there any urban down there guys? I am from the east and want to do some rails with all this.

 
u think we willtell you after dissingrage? hahahha ur an idiot

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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked. sO UH drop it like it's hot'

-teddy (EastCoastPride)

THE LAB

*NWFT*
 
tim, i stink, you stink, zach definately stinks, the socks on the van still stink, tom wayes dog stinks, halfbreed smells fresh like summers eve.

 
take back rewind it back lil jon got da beat to mak ya booty go 'SMAK!'

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'PhrostyYeah and they said it was impossible to masterbate to the View. Proved those bitches wrong. Skiierman poachers busted....... 25, so far....
 
i hope u guyz got sik shyt pete

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'A
J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim

'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
 
i love halfbreed and his snowboard talking shit style. do you remember a film called "LAME" made by Robot Food, i betcha do? The film in my opinion is one of the sickest ever. It was made by a guy named Jess Gibson, and guess what, he skis. Halfbreed, what if your favorite TV show, Oprah, was made by a white guy? What would you do? Halfbreed, what if your tampons were made by a man, what would you do? Point is, your gay, i am going to make a dope ass film, and all you are going to contribute to society is poopoutchamouf.

 
i LOVE poop outchamoufffffffffffffffffffff

halfbreeedddddddddddddddddsucks

Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!

 
I come from the distant land of Alaska, looking for the one they call Timm Dirtchi

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Aw did I upset you? Lame is a great video, I agree. Ill keep on skiing for fun and you keep on acting like a 12 year old tool. My favorite movie ever was kinetic! Buy rage and get a good sleep.

 
^fagos

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
Let's make a film about halfbreed and call it "Woman changes into Man and learns to SKI, barely."

The film will be rated G because there is no true nudity due to halfbreed lacking any true genetallia.

Halfbreed is a simpleton who created a second to hide behind. You know the ones, they lack posts, talk mad shit about competition that is crushing them, and no matter what they do, even there "second" is totally gay. have fun trying to figure out how your film is not going to be second to ours.

 
some times i ski

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'
Phrosty

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
 
we were also born with no personalities

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

**NWFT**
 
DAMNIT GRAHM

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
what do you want kyevin

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

**NWFT**
 
www.lemonparty.org

^there you will find the tru meaning of Booter Crunk.

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'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
^ i dont know, but if pete keeps building huge jumps in the middle of ski runs that get groomed over, I dont know how much longer I can take it

Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!

 
with peter the picklehopper pusssy slopper piss pandelen alport

Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!

 
enjoy i hope the baby dunt bite

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'A
J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim

'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
 
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