How do you describe Jibbing?

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1212j5j5

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Ok, so i have a rail, and a jump in my front yard, and people that have nothing to do wiht skiing (i e never been) but seem to have an abundance of curiousity always ask me about it. I dont know what to say, thye know nothing of skiiers doing rails, jumps, or pipe, most of them dont even know there is such thing. One man saw me doing 180s off of my tiny jump, and said, 'wow your getting good at turning' . Some1 else saw me hitting my rail and said that it looked like i had a piece of eavestroff in my way, and proceded to attempt to clear it out. SO, i was wondering how i best describe rails, and jumps to those of less skiing knowledge?

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Ryan- WHo Skiis at Blue?

Charles- I am more into cross country, but i ski there sometimes.

 
tell them all to stop starin at you and to go eat big floppy donkey dicks

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
where i come from, thats not an insult (ie, they would go do it, and enjoy it)

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I'm Scared
 
o.k then,plan b then..................i have no plan,im tryin to be all technical but i failed,

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
tell them 'im skiin bitch' really do it, and if they say otherwise just say 'fuck you' and then ignore them

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
ha. ok.. next time my mom asks what i am doing, i will say those exact words... good advice :P

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I'm Scared
 
I like to jib your mom - when she asked how to do i simply gave her a demonstration and i had her screamin for hours

 
scotch, sammy, break it up... sammy, your nasty. scotch, what the fuck are you talking about?

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I'm Scared
 
shut up sammy, ur a bitch just like all the other ppl actin like scotch, hes the only one who can pull it off, so go die sammy

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
sammy,she was screaming cuz she never seen anything so damn tiny before

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
damn, so i guess we have to now nominate scotch as the king of everyones mom

Life sucks, get a fucking helmet

-Denis Leary
 
Or alot of times if you say that you do jumps people will think you are an aerial skier.

Tell 'em you do all the stuff that snowboarders do, rails/pipe/jumps... only on two boards instead of one.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
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