Bahahahaha! Perfect.
To the creator:
I'm not ripping on you, and most of these people shouldn't be either because:
1) there was a time when they didn't have a clue about mounting bindings.
and
2) most of them still can't do it themselves.
The fact of the matter is that you have to have specific tools and such to properly mount bindings...most of the time they include a drill or drill press, special counter-sinking metric bits for the proper diameter and depth, a mounting jig specific to that model binding, a tap to cut the holes for the screw, etc.
It's a job that requires training and practice to get right, and that's why the general public leave it to the shop tech...and you'll hear stories of techs messing up mounting jobs, so even if you know what you're doing mistakes can be made.
It's not something you should attempt without the proper tools and training, just save up 30 bucks and take them to the shop, it's a lot easier and you don't take the chance of ruining your new skis.