How do you ask a girl/guy out? give some funny stories.

and ide have to say that my best story was when i was climbing with this girl i liked, and intnetionally skipped a few clips and then shouted to her as i took a 60 foor lead fall.
 
Oh you got me, I did steal it from a movie.The movie is called "Fintendo!: The story of the man who pillage more vagoo than you ever will".
 
Wait so is it from a movie? Cause I don't wanna bust that out and have the chick call me out for it if it is...
 
So I went outside, and smoked a bag of meth, then a bag of crack. I went back inside, and that bitch was like, "You smell funny..." And I said, "Bitch thats just my B.O."!
 
the last girl that tried to give me her opinion "accidentally" fell down some stairs and then "accidentally" got peed on
 
My friend after kissing this girl after their first (and consequently last) date:

"describe that in one word..."

The girl:

"shit" (walks off)

haha, he wasn't expecting that one the cheesy bastard! sucks for him that we were all listening nextdoor! he still hasn't heard the end of it!

 
if i had knocked her up don't you think i would have included that? i just did it for shits and giggles
 
My life today consisted of a mid-term and lots of fucking work, which I didnt get payed for. You two made me smile.
 
it's always good to hear that's ones shenanigans are appreciated, now everyone get drunk and lose some respect for women
 
I went to Cowgirls Inc last night. Its a bar that kinda has a western theme, girls dancing on the bar Coyote Ugly style... anyways, my friends and i have a few drinks, we go out dancing... and then sometime later I realize that not only have I drifted away from my friends, but I've somehow become encapsulated by fat chicks. I really dont throw 'fat' around when I'm talking about girls (I have respect issues), but these women were seriously, incredibly, obese. I backpedaled as fast as I could, but had to jump up onto the stage behind me to get away. Some dude followed me and started dancing with a girl up there, but the security guard literally pushed him off of the stage, and he nearly landed on me, instead crushing some chick (who was actually kinda hot, even though her boyfriend looked like he was about to commit murder). There was some shouting and shit from the dude, and out of nowhere, fully uniformed Seattle Police close in. The dude who fell off the stage points over at me, but I booked it and snagged my friends, one of whom was dancing on the bar, and got the fuck out of there. Fun night.
 
i kissed this girl after a dance that i wanted to ask out at her door. then i was like "soooo do you wanna go out" then she was all "yeaaah" and then there was a long silence. then i was like "awesome"
 
i still have some bite marks from last night, and my back is pretty scratched up, and i lost respect for yet another girl bahaha
 
yes but they no longer do, making their past irrelevant, however, i find it quite humorous while they lose the respect of their peers for having one night stands, i gain respect, haha gotta love double standards big pimpin son what what
 
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