How do u get friends?

I actually laughed at the thread title.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
awww this thread is legit , i was gonna make fun of u hardcore for being a friendless slob

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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
lol, JD same!

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HAHAHAHAHA,

How do you get friends... it's great, I love it.

We should make a manual.

I'll start...

Step 1) Don't SMELL!

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What's hot? This is the computer industry, we play something out and stick with it..
 
2) hand out 20 dollar bills to everyone you see because someone is bound to eventually talk to you

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
hand out 50's because that makes you $30 more cooler.

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good point...or you could just carry a bunch of all different bills and hand out different amounts to different people depending on if thye look like they could be a good friend, cause looks are most important in any relationship...but no matter what they look like, give them money, the more money you give out, the more everyone will like you

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
hahahaha great thread title.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
I read a thing in FHM where a guy sold his friendship on eBay. The lucky bidder was entitled to 3 text messages a day along with a phone call once every two days and a letter written to them once a month....

People will buy anything.

.:PABLO:.

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I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecil, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell...

It's fun being hated.
 
i wish i had friends

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Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
 
If someone adds me as there freind it should tell me, and not automaticly show up above 'online' it's driving me crazy, i keep thinking i have a msg. and while i don't mind being on This David charaters freinds list, i have no clue who this person is, it should be like 'David has accepted you as a freind, would you like to add him to your freinds list?' that way he can now that im online, if he wants to ask me questions or talk, but im probably never going to say anything to him, unless he asks a question, and this will also prevent having a massive list of people i don;t know.

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the scary part is that there are kids out there who will buy friendship. I remember back in highschool there were a few kids who would buy everyone lunch and stuff everyday. So you would eat with them and talk to em for like 15 minutes, then ditch em.

damn i was a bastard

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Dont be a tool, and dont be gay.

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