How do talk to girls?

13238151:.Lincoln said:
^^^^^^

6x post=new NS record
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no where close to a record, i got banned once for having several 100X post before, i think in 4 "posts" i had added 20 or so pages on to a thread
 
Watch some Bill Murray and maybe some Woody Allen flicks. Realize everything in life is just pretty fucking weird and awkward. Life is pretty comical. Don't take social situations too seriously. Cultivate calm. Be straightforward. Do initiate conversations. And just go with your gut.
 
So first things first, ask her out on a date. Could be any date, to a movie, to a coffee shop, to your secret sex slave basement dungeon, doesn't matter. Next, make sure that when you first see her at the date, be the last person to break eye contact. aAnd don't blink. Stare at her as furiously as you can for as long as you can. Once you've thoroughly exhausted your eyes, give them a break and start a conversation with her while blinking intensely to re hydrate those puppies. As soon as you feel your eyes are saturated, immediately tell her to shut up and stare even more furiously at her chest while licking your lips and pulling on your left ear. Bitches love that shit. It doesn't matter this time how sore your eyes get, you need to keep them open and engaged on the boobs for at least 4 minutes. If you can, without breaking boob-eye contact, put one of your feet on top of one of her feet, then slowly shoe humping her shoe, continue this until she slaps you, calls you a fucking perverted creep, or gets the attention of a security guard or police officer, and leaves. At this point, you leave as well, and go back to your daily routine. Later in the night, ask her out on a second date. In all my previous experiences, she has always said yes, that is to say this method has a 100% success rate.Good luck man, hope this helped.
 
Yo In my first post. I was wrong. What you relly need to do is wait till you're both really drunk. And then you talk. Maybe get some nudes. But she will love you I swear.

Just kidding I am drunk. I hope you find love op. I really hope you do.
 
BEWARE OF THE FREIND ZONE

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13235917:Mingg said:
Just be yourself. Don't think much of it. Seriously I hateee when guys try to flirt right away or they make it obvious that they want to get with me. Just make small talk. Get to know each other and don't be pushy about it.
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^this!! just be yourself, don't change yourself for a girl because she'll find out who you really are in the end, and plus, being honest is always just the best way to approach things

try to find things in common, such as music, school, skiing, anything really

dont bombard her with texts, be respectful as she might have a busy lifestyle, theres nothing worse then somebody trying to force a relationship, its just not natural
 
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