How do talk to girls?

Lus146

Lus146

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I became friends with the really cool girl in one of my classes and I got her phone number but I have no idea how I should text her or how to talk to her. All the other girlfriends I have had just sorta happened so I have zero experience. What do?
 
I have found that knock knock jokes through texts work well at getting a girls attention.

The best one is the interrupting cow joke because it totally makes no sense and she will think youre a retard and bitches love retards
 
Just be yourself. Don't think much of it. Seriously I hateee when guys try to flirt right away or they make it obvious that they want to get with me. Just make small talk. Get to know each other and don't be pushy about it.
 
I don't.

But for real, just talk to her as if you would talk to anyone else. Start with things like where are you from, whats your major, hobbies, sports, weather, etc. and just go from there.

Just be you.
 
13235917:Mingg said:
Just be yourself. Don't think much of it. Seriously I hateee when guys try to flirt right away or they make it obvious that they want to get with me. Just make small talk. Get to know each other and don't be pushy about it.
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Obviously you shouldn't do this... Go straight for the kill; you're a man aren't you??
 
just talk to them like a regular person and show them respect and be yourself, thats what I have done and this girl started to tell me that I needed to find a better girl pretty much and she is one. She talks to me about some deep stuff and she also tells me about girls that like me but she likes me a lot aswell. Its nice to have a girl like that and she likes to have me sleep in her bed so i like it and I don't have to stress out about her because she is chill, Ill probably take her out on a date somewhere next week.

My thought on it is if a girl treats you nice and likes you enough to talk to you and like being around you why not show her some respect and take her out somewhere. Thats what my grandpa always went by. If she doesn't want to go out shes a trick ass bitch.
 
learn how to fart on command, then fart the a,b,c's. now that you have all the letters down you can talk with your farts!
 
IF your a man you call her up and set up the date. Most likely your just a kid so you can text her for the next 2 weeks while trying to get the conversation to go in the right direction
 
13235907:El_Barto. said:
I have found that knock knock jokes through texts work well at getting a girls attention.

The best one is the interrupting cow joke because it totally makes no sense and she will think youre a retard and bitches love retards
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13236158:Immas said:
Knock knock jokes are actually great conversation starters!
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I just want to point out how fucking right i am. Suck it nubs
 
I'm pretty sure when a girl gives you her number she's telling you to text her. Why the fuck else would she give you her number? To look at? You'd be insulting her if you did'nt text her.

On another note 95% of the time girls will be flattered that you ask her out to a movie or something. The more cliche the better! bitches love that shit

Source: Single as fuck.
 
13235917:Mingg said:
Just be yourself. Don't think much of it. Seriously I hateee when guys try to flirt right away or they make it obvious that they want to get with me. Just make small talk. Get to know each other and don't be pushy about it.
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This. Watch the movie Hitch and do what Will Smith does. Will Smith is love. Will Smith is life.

But seriously, hot girls are used to being hit on. Surprise her by listening to her and being real. Have real conversations with her. Eventually friendliness will become flirting (usually inevitable) and from there it's just a matter of sealing the deal. By then, if all's gone well, you'll be pretty comfortable with her and she with you, so this will be straightforward.

Good luck man. Don't worry too much about it. If you fail, who cares? You get unlimited tries.
 
13235960:AT-AT said:
But for real, just talk to her as if you would talk to anyone else. Start with things like where are you from, whats your major, hobbies, sports, weather, etc. and just go from there.

Just be you.
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Funny how this shit got downvoted
 
Tell her you want to fuck her mercifulnessly for 6 hours straight just straight up

if she agrees *boom* you win

And if no say your friend took your phone
 
13236123:PM_ME_UR_LIP_B2s said:
It's not that hard man i know a foolproof way

Ask her out on a coffee date and wait until she accepts

Make sure to order a black coffee for yourself.

When she asks, say "I like my coffee like how I like my slaves"

When she says black say "no, free you racist"

Ask her then if she wants to enter the scone zone. And that the only other option is the bone zone.

And there you have it OP, you have pretty much pinned a girl into a philosophical corner in which the expectancy payoff is that you either get some mad pussy or enjoy yourself a delicious scone.
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Wow. this is it op. Its a win win situation. is it possible in this situation to end up with a scone and "mad pussy"? Because that would be rad
 
topic:Lus146 said:
I became friends with the really cool girl in one of my classes and I got her phone number but I have no idea how I should text her
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Presumably you have a phone of some sort, if you do not have a phone skip to option 3.

Option 1: Cell Phone

Since you have obtained her number there are a number of options to contact the female through text messaging services. Most phones have a messaging application already installed on it. The symbol or icon for the application will resemble some sort of speech bubble or keyboard. Click that icon and a window will appear with your contacts or phone numbers. Type her phone number into the "To:" bar, much like an e-mail address. This is who the message is sent to when you press "send". Now get your charming words warmed because the next step is to type the message you want to send. Now obviously you're going to want to swoon her with your incredible vocabulary and thoughtful message but not come off as too strong. If I may, I will suggest my go to:

"Eyy baby you wan sum fuk?"

Now, when all that is typed out, take a deep breathe because this is the important part. Just kidding, press "send" you pussy. Alright, now you wait for her response but by god do I hope she has a cell phone or else that message will come up on the landline and be read by a robotic voice box who sounds like a less intelligent Stephen hawking who couldn't finish his college degree and got stuck at that dead end job.

Option 2: Landline

Now this is a more involving way of reaching the female because you will have to actually talk to her instead of type chatting like the text message option. Here you will have to use your brain at precise moments to make her like you instead of sounding like a ham beast flapping it's lips at porkchops. This is a lot harder than text messaging for most people.

Option 3: Give up

Nobody talks face to face anymore and you will seem weird if you approach in real life so deals up. You're out of luck, if that's the case hand the number over to me and I will sort things out with her...
 
Talking to girls is like improv, never let the conversation die. Avoid convos that can end in dead air or 1 word answers. And yeah I made a theatre reference, kill me.

We bitches love talking about ourselves so maker her feel special.
 
13237989:E__ said:
Presumably you have a phone of some sort, if you do not have a phone skip to option 3.

Option 1: Cell Phone

Since you have obtained her number there are a number of options to contact the female through text messaging services. Most phones have a messaging application already installed on it. The symbol or icon for the application will resemble some sort of speech bubble or keyboard. Click that icon and a window will appear with your contacts or phone numbers. Type her phone number into the "To:" bar, much like an e-mail address. This is who the message is sent to when you press "send". Now get your charming words warmed because the next step is to type the message you want to send. Now obviously you're going to want to swoon her with your incredible vocabulary and thoughtful message but not come off as too strong. If I may, I will suggest my go to:

"Eyy baby you wan sum fuk?"

Now, when all that is typed out, take a deep breathe because this is the important part. Just kidding, press "send" you pussy. Alright, now you wait for her response but by god do I hope she has a cell phone or else that message will come up on the landline and be read by a robotic voice box who sounds like a less intelligent Stephen hawking who couldn't finish his college degree and got stuck at that dead end job.

Option 2: Landline

Now this is a more involving way of reaching the female because you will have to actually talk to her instead of type chatting like the text message option. Here you will have to use your brain at precise moments to make her like you instead of sounding like a ham beast flapping it's lips at porkchops. This is a lot harder than text messaging for most people.

Option 3: Give up

Nobody talks face to face anymore and you will seem weird if you approach in real life so deals up. You're out of luck, if that's the case hand the number over to me and I will sort things out with her...
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this seems more reliable
 
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but op, why do you need this girl? Girls are just complicated and skis are enough. I mean girls are great but they're too complicated.

I'll show you how skis are better. Even if skis don't like you, you can still ride them without it being illegal.
 
13238151:.Lincoln said:
but op, why do you need this girl? Girls are just complicated and skis are enough. I mean girls are great but they're too complicated.
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And they are needy. Skis though, a good waxing and edging and you are good for awhile.
 
13238011:LynxNation said:
Talking to girls is like improv, never let the conversation die. Avoid convos that can end in dead air or 1 word answers. And yeah I made a theatre reference, kill me.

We bitches love talking about ourselves so maker her feel special.
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Shit, you make sound like we're trying to defuse a bomb here. Just walk up to her and say some shit.. ask her how's the day going and go from there. Women are just people too, just don't say anything too weird and you'll be fine.
 
1.) Be be an asshole, but be funny about it.

2.) If you have any weird hobbies, keep them to yourself. It doesn't make you interesting.

3.) Only bring up other girls in a negative way. Do not compliment any other girls while she's around for like at least a month.

4.) Drunk text her. Shows she's on your mind even when you're plastered.

All girls really want is to be told they're pretty and get fucked. At least at a basic level.
 
This one time, a guy asked me for my number.

I gave it to him. He then texted me saying, "hey, how are you?"

Later that night I was pocket dialed. The conversation being had was about how amazing he thought the sex would be with me and it was quite descriptive in regards to the things he would do to me.

Don't do this.
 
13238811:connecticunt said:
1.) Be be an asshole, but be funny about it.

2.) If you have any weird hobbies, keep them to yourself. It doesn't make you interesting.

3.) Only bring up other girls in a negative way. Do not compliment any other girls while she's around for like at least a month.

4.) Drunk text her. Shows she's on your mind even when you're plastered.

All girls really want is to be told they're pretty and get fucked. At least at a basic level.
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not sure if ratchet or joking
 
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