How do i tell my parents i have been dating someone 10 years older?

As far as I see it, banging a MILF once is cool...but as a continued thing while she has a child thats half of your age.??? Fuck that, don't introduce her to your parents and send her sweet little MILF ass right on her merry way
 
Agree to some extent on the banging once part, I feel like unless a milf has a husband and you know they won't start to get attached there should be a MAX of a 3 time limit.

Do not let her meet your parents, unless you plan on marrying this girl absolute NO GO. I'm sure if you told her you would rather not have her meet your parents she would understand what you're getting at. Just be like:

" Stacy, the past 6 months were alot of fun and I really like you, but realistically I'm still in College and I am no where near mature enough to take care of a family yet and I just don't think this is going to work out as anymore than what we have had."

Then have breakup sex

Put it in her pooper

Pee

????

Profit
 
this is pretty good way to handle it....plus who wants to be with someone who already has a kid. If i was going to be with a milf atleast i would want to create my own kid.
 
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Do yourself a favor and heed my advice.

First: Bang Milf & neighbor for one more month until you leave.

Second: Do not introduce Milf to parents.

Third: Break it off with milf when you leave.

Fourth: Find new milf in Boulder and session a fresh canoe full of moose meat.
 
why does everyone ask this? lol, so stupid.

OP, you should just tell your parents. It's not a huge huge deal, and you're 20. You can do whatever you like.

Idk though, I've been fucking around with older girls since I was 16, and I can't really imagine telling my mom. This really is a "flip a coin" situation, IMO.
 
C'MON man you should just be slayin that old bag on the side while the kids are asleep. That way you dont have to deal with all her baggage and old person problems
 
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