How do i talk to a girl on the chairlift

right well first off that "sigma" Internet Guy shit is not gonna help you with girls. talk like a normal person, be nice be cool girls are just humans you'll get it
 
It can be challenging but its all in your own head. Be nice, compliment them on their gear, outerwear, etc. If you are on the chair together, ask them their favorite run or what they like to ski. What questions would you liked to be asked?

If that doesnt work you can always get a pair of crutches, wrap your leg in a bandage and wait for them to come to you.
 
You say “hey how’s it going, are you having a nice day skiing”

She’s answers, you follow up. “That’s cool where have you been on the mountain today”

She answers. “That’s cool, would you want to do some runs together? Always fun with another person”

you’re now skiing together. You’re welcome
 
Here’s the code to being a successful lift talker

White male over 50: racist/sexist joke

middle aged no kids: gear/alcohol/conditions

middle aged with kids: gear/conditions/kiddos progress

Teen to college aged: see middle aged no kids

kid to teen: ask the most absurd question you can think of. And hype them up on skiing

female: pretend you are listing to music and hope they don’t try to make conversation
 
14596161:MichiganCatFart said:
Here’s the code to being a successful lift talker

White male over 50: racist/sexist joke

middle aged no kids: gear/alcohol/conditions

middle aged with kids: gear/conditions/kiddos progress

Teen to college aged: see middle aged no kids

kid to teen: ask the most absurd question you can think of. And hype them up on skiing

female: pretend you are listing to music and hope they don’t try to make conversation
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Glad you specified the color of the male in the first one. That was close.
 
14596161:MichiganCatFart said:
Here’s the code to being a successful lift talker

White male over 50: racist/sexist joke
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The other day I had an older guy riding the lift with me and my girl snowboarder roommate who was simultaneously shitting on her for being a snowboarder and hitting on her hella the whole time while gatekeeping where he was skiing (there were a hundred other people doing the hike he did).
 
Things kids have done on the lift that have started (non-romantic) but entertaining and memorable conversations with me:

- Played "I Want It That Way" on a phone speaker and sang along with their buddy. I ended up joining in!

- Turned to me and loudly announced that all 50 of their previous girlfriends had just broken up with them. Lol, how can I ignore that?

No those kids weren't trying to seriously hit on me or anything, but the point is that they were being themselves and just out having fun. If you approach talking to women/girls like that and not so serious, then we're more likely to engage without the pretense of being hit on hanging over us. That can make us uncomfortable if we feel we have to respond a certain way and are trapped on the lift with you.

Honestly once you're off and moving, just see if you can get eye contact with them and say "Hey, how's your day going?" and see how that lands.
 
Try ego claiming and dick swinging.

Point to every cliff/hit you can see from the chair and say "ye i dubbed that today"
 
Convince her to come with you to a secret tree run. Once you lead her into the woods, murder her and disperse the body parts across the mountain for some mid-run snacks during your next runs. Thank me later!!
 
14596572:Rock_Inhabitant said:
Convince her to come with you to a secret tree run. Once you lead her into the woods, murder her and disperse the body parts across the mountain for some mid-run snacks during your next runs. Thank me later!!
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say less
 
Well since I’m a sigma ig I can share some secrets

insult tf out of her and call them names (trust)

threaten to kill their family (trust it makes u seem strong)

this one is a bit risky but u could push her off the ski lift and then jump off too then u can try and save her (2% success rate she might get seriously injured?)
 
14596572:Rock_Inhabitant said:
Convince her to come with you to a secret tree run. Once you lead her into the woods, murder her and disperse the body parts across the mountain for some mid-run snacks during your next runs. Thank me later!!
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I actually did convince a random girl to follow me into some trees one time. It was a really deep powder day at winterpark and I was stoked and just wanted to show someone some sick shit to ski. I ended up leaving her ass standing on top of a cliff cause she was too slow though.
 
14596889:Granby_killdozer said:
I actually did convince a random girl to follow me into some trees one time. It was a really deep powder day at winterpark and I was stoked and just wanted to show someone some sick shit to ski. I ended up leaving her ass standing on top of a cliff cause she was too slow though.
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good job
 
Naw don’t listen to these clowns

protect your virginity and jump off lift at highest point for best results
 
14596754:GayWolf420 said:
"Can I entice you to a pocket-beer?"
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Was skiing with a larger group on Sunday. Get to the top and someone announces they have pocket bacon. Instantly added to the size of the group.
 
Whip out that bottle of pinot noir youve been saving for this moment and make this your moment. Like its aspen 1987 all over again.
 
Dont talk to them.

They dont want to talk to you.

If youre gonna do anything, silently, perhaps without words, offer them something good - chocolate, a hit off your joint, a can of white claw. Some money. A ham sandwich. Your undying love and devotion. Your eternal soul for them to control until the end of time. your recently removed left testicle. A booger fresh from your nose for them to eat.

If they want to talk to you after that, You are now a sigma.
 
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