how do i stay awake?

cj

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without coccaine how do i stay awake? i wanna make it out tonight but i havent slept for 36 hours or somthing due to heave partying...i think im gunna crash but i don wanna...any home remedies i could make to keep me awake.

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fuck ass shit cunt
 
seriously I would just get a jar of sugar and not stop eating. Or good ole soda keeps me up at night.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
acid? it'll keep you up, but you'll probably just be wishing you did coke. speed will work too. of course i'd be blatantly obvious if i said coffee and/or red bull but they work for me monday-friday at 5:30 am

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
im lookin for some hardcore shit thats easy to find around the house...like different pills all mixed toghter...coffie dont work enough

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fuck ass shit cunt
 
yeah isn't caffene a pretty obvious choice to keep you awake?

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
put like 8 scoops into the coffee maker and then brew the same cup through it like 10 times. you'll wish you'd have just stuck to the hard drugs

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
pills you'd find around the house (most houses at least) only contain caffiene anyway, unless they are like diet pills that have ephedrine and shit in them.

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
pull a ryan dunn: stick a toy car in a condom, lots of anal lube, insert. just try to fall asleep.

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theres no pot in whistler. make sure you bring your own across the boarder

*cj* truer words are seldom spoken

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^hahahahahahahaha, i dont know, go out and buy all the gushers a store has and keep eating them, those things are fuckin tasty

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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
tie a knife around your throught so its pointing up to your chin, then when ever u try to dize off it will prik u awake... or u can eat a bag of coffe beens, if u dont like the taste deep them in choclate or sumthin

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Drink as like 2 liters of something so you have to go to the bathroom but dont. the pain will be so intense you can't fall asleep

 


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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
I drink pop non-stop, each mountain dew has like 46 grams of sugar, i pry got diabeties

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
wow this is just great, maybe you should stop posting for a while

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
masturbate, constantly, untill you are shootin blanks. And then set your alarm clock for like every 3 mins, and you cant fall asleep because you will set up like 9 alarm clocks that will go off at intervaling levels(intervaling???) and you will be busy turnin them all off. you wont be able to ignore them but you are probly already asleep by the time i post this. so fuck it

i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass. the world is my very own pot party.
 
do what andy and i do...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/

caffeine drinks, candy, mints, gum, chocolate, and soap (the soap has caffeine that absorbs into your skin when you use it).

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ha ha,....cj, I like your style................the only thing that will keep you up and then get you out partying tonight is serious drugs.....Coke , speed, or a hole whack of E. good luck.

 
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i somehow made it...wow, stayed awake till 2:30am...good 40somthing hours of partying....i sleep now...

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fuck ass shit cunt
 
well, if you do it again, look to see if you have any pills laying around with ephedra (just don't take too much - trust me od'ing on ephedra sucks and can kill you), other than that, I think Red Bull and Sobe Adrenaline Rush to be the most effective energy drinks, and most importantly keep busy, when you are tired, boredom is just gonna cause you to sleep.

 
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