How do I masturbate with one hand

instead of two? how would you even with two, would i move as one? or would i start in the middle, go either way and then come back?
 
13638906:Panta.Pow said:
Now i know what you're thinking, meema may not be to kin on the whole idea of helping me masturbate. But guess what, grandmas always want the best for their nephews. So now that you've got her and the plastic forks, all we need now is a good ol 6 pack of Heineken (or Budweiser), a small plastic kid's pool, as much Jello as you can get you hands on and some tape. The tape is vital and will come in real handy when it's all done.
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Where are you going with this?
 
13640501:AnGaper said:
Can you give me one if I come to liberty w/ Wong
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Dude at Liberty you can't even come within a 30 foot radius of the boys dorms.

They're like... Virgins man.
 
13643856:Mingg said:
Dude at Liberty you can't even come within a 30 foot radius of the boys dorms.

They're like... Virgins man.
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Come to woodward with me. I have established a healthy fan base consisting of many counselors and campers. I can make things happen, Mingg.
 
13643856:Mingg said:
Dude at Liberty you can't even come within a 30 foot radius of the boys dorms.

They're like... Virgins man.
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I asked and you never responded.

Mingg, when will l receive word on the succ?
 
13677766:AnGaper said:
I asked and you never responded.

Mingg, when will l receive word on the succ?
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Sorry I'm working at Windells this summer hahahaha.

Also you must be 18+ soooo... maybe in 3 years (:
 
13677771:Mingg said:
Sorry I'm working at Windells this summer hahahaha.

Also you must be 18+ soooo... maybe in 3 years (:
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bitch I'm sixteen. I have ties there too. Half of MN skiers is rolling to windell's, maybe i can poach my way through to your succ
 
When I was 15 I broke my right hand and it was in a cast so I had to learn lefty. It's a skill let me tell you. Worth the learning curve.
 
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13677771:Mingg said:
Sorry I'm working at Windells this summer hahahaha.

Also you must be 18+ soooo... maybe in 3 years (:
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The amount of pro hoeing, and hoeing with the 3 good camper skiers you are about to do is crazy.
 
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