How do i grow a beard

[Hellogoodbye]

i wanna get a beard lik thiz:

but all i can get is thiz:

any tipz?

 

[Conker]

jump off a bridge?

 

[Pisces]

Hellogoodbye

20 Posts

Lame

Oct 1 2006

4:33:20

 

[Treestman]

haha. use this..

 

[DANETRON]

yes jump off of a bridge

 

[Pisces]

Hellogoodbye

20 Posts

Lame

Oct 1 2006

4:33:20

 

[twix_182]

oatmeal. you take that oatmeal and spread over exactly where u want hair to grow. after that cover it in molasses. don't believe me? i once fell in an oatmeal and molasses pit and now i have the hairiest ass in the world

 

[BIG-DADDY-BLACK]

if you fill up a shot glass of semen

and drink it once a week

you will grow more facial hair

my friend did it for 4 weeks

he has a mustache now

but it has to be your friends cum

not your own

 

[timmi]

old your breath, put a lot of pressure on your cheeks and chin. the hair will be forced out.

 

[zepscratch]

you dont want to look like that

 

[tBatt]

actually i hear if you just wack it adn bust a load all over your own face it works well

 

[FuckThePolice]

hahahahahahhahahahahah oh my god

 

[my_ar5_steeze]

be a man

 

[pmills]

put

plus

on your face

you'll fool everyone

 

[Mod]

hahahahaha

 

[montageskier]

Do the drinking semen thing, it works so well. I had a full beard in 2 months. I took a shot of semen every week and it worked.

 

[Astomp]

i hear shaving against the grain makes it grow a little better

 

[.John.]

close your eyes really tight and push like you're taking a shit, do that for 2 hours a night for two weeks, and hair will eventually get pushed out through your face

 

[gravity13]

hah what you want to grow is a beard

but what you have is a pube-stash

 

[TheWorst]

fuckin shave dude, it looks like you have pubes on your face

 

[leckett1]

genius

 

[JaphyRyder]

go through puberty

 

[SteezePatrol]

first step is growing testes

 

[doitbig]

pube stash

 

[dowalibeast]

and you'll get hemmroids (sp)

 

[JaphyRyder]

or use the technique in jackass 2

 

[DDrem.]

DIRT LIP

 

[TMswitch06]

yes very good call. if you havent seen it, ,just get all your buddies to shave their pubes then get a strong adhesive and put em on your face, works great

 

[niels.]

why would you even want a beard? i heard a rumor dirt stahces are going to be the shit this year. like midget porn

 

[InfernoHits]

its looks like you are a kid toucher

 

[uni-corn]

dont forget the crabs

 

[Star_F*cker]

cut off your pubes and glue em to you chin?

 

[lyndon]

wtf? he has 13 more posts than you do? Shut up Newb.

 

[freeskier08]

hahahha the glue and coffe thing was funny as hell

 

[Silence]

hahah yeah he owns you you tool.

 

[jimmychung]

puberty

 

[chapz]

so youre a newb man, thats worse.

and yeah somepeople just dont have facial hair in certian places. thats why you cant get a full beard

 

[Liam.]

owned

 

[stinkypoodangle]

do it like they do on jackass, get all your friends pubes and glue em to your face.

 

[BurgRider]

give yourself an abe lincoln finish

 

[Potatoes]

HAHAHAHAH

 

[Lé.Skiing]

dude seriously if you have to ask... just... i dont even know what to say... give up on life or something.. thats sad

 

[Swick825]

chane your name from hellogoodbye to douchebag, and then jump off a cliff.

 

[FERREZZ]

thats the sketchiest mexi stash ive seen in awhile, congrats!

 

[reggyboy]

shut up newb

oh and yea doesnt take much talent to grow a beard i would have thought it is pretty easy thing do do providing u have "matured"

but it looks like from the picture that all u have is bum fluff

u could try clueing hair on ur face

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

hahahahaha

 

[Andre.B]

i grew a goatie on my chinigan in the holis and my school made me shave it off! its redic!

 

[720laxskier]

hit puberty?

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

i have mad dope sideburns

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

i bet i could prolly grow a beard in a week, its cuz im a jew, we are known for facial hair

 

[Lé.Skiing]

dude, same here