How do i get laid?

Hahaha, fucking great. Quality thread, my friend. By the way, your icon indicates you might own Wu-Tang Think Differently, Wu-Tang Meets the Indie Culture... and if you do own it, you should hook me up. Danke.
 
Always remember what Cyndy Lauper once said... and for those of you out of touch with the 80's she said:

"Girls just wanna have fun"

The best thing you can do is show girls a good time. Just hanging out with your friends in public places making asses of yourselves and dicking around is clutch. Just don't be immature about it. My buddies and I have picked up girls in the ski lodge, Movie Theatres, Wal-Mart etc. Sheetz is a gold mine at like 1:30-2:00 AM when people are leaving parties and bars. Haha when we were 18 my buddies and I picked up 3, 21 year old chicks that just left a club at Sheetz and took them back to my friends place to drink more.

So many guys focus on "trying" to get laid. Don't try so hard. Every girl you meet isn't a potential lay. Have girls that are just your friend. When girls see you out with other girls, #1 they already assume that you're cool, and #2 if the girls you're with are good looking, they may be curious if thats your girlfriend and get slightly jealous. Not to mention girls that are just friends, may try to hook you up with their friends, and give you advice with other girls. And also that way you don't come across as too desperate. Desperate guys are such a turn off to girls. Kind of a catch 22 huh. But if you can get over that, you'll do well.

And when it comes down to actually the act of getting laid, in my experience, the best thing you can do is be honest with girls. Don't lie, and be sneaky and play girls out. If you're honest and tell them straight up, you're normally good. Because they have no reason to be mad at you then.

Just my 2 cents
 
Yeah exactly, that's what attracted me to my boyfriend. He's got 4 thousand-some posts..he had me at rofl.
 
First off, to the creator, quality thread man. Hahahah, I've been laughing the whole way through.

And this is damn good advice to anyone who's actually having problems with girls.
 
you are a good thinker. my buddies and i were in the mall looking for girls before and they had this "amazing plan" that of course, i had to try. i went into hollister told this girl she was the same size as my sis and asked her to try on a shirt for me. i ended up going to see a movie with her later that night. i was just amazed that my retarded fucking buddies plan actually worked, twas amazing indeed.
 
i see exactly where you're going wrong here, where you're truck drivering, you should be liu kanging. simple solution...do more liu kangs.
 
today is new years eve,go to a fine ass bittties house,get them crunk as hell. just like on superbad. when they get home saying "i cant belive i just fucked him" you laughing your ass at home saying hahah i was that bitches mistake lol.
 
i heard you can get laid by clicking the "find a sex partner tonight" ads on porn websites. Sometimes when i'm bored i go on gay chat rooms and pretend i'm a guy.
 
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