How do i get laid?

7X

7X

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I spend most of my time skiing and when im not skiing you can find me commenting on pictures of pretty girls on newschoolers or myspace. Im decent looking and ive got the standard requirements for being steezy. Sagged pants, bandanas, truck drivers, high post count, etc.. No matter how many nice comments I post or time i spend on AIM i cant seem to get anywhere. Fellow NSers please help!
 
"Sagged pants, bandanas, truck drivers, high post count, etc.."

Any girl would be half mental not to go for you. Whats the deal chicas?
 
Finally! My lucks turning, This hottie just messaged me on myspace and invited me to her webcam!
 
oh yes, ive got hair. plenty of it. in fact, because i have such long hair sometimes when im in the shower lathered tips of my hair go into my eye and it stings like the dickens but i dont cry because im hardcore.
 
I agree with my bruised lung, laceerated liver friend here. Its obviously a 39 year old man
 
dont forget that the time you spend trying to get laid could be spent doing other stuff like skiing. if your ugly, or addicted to skiing, dont try for it for awhile. and if you do try for it, wear protection.
 
get off the computer and hang out with them in person and if that doesnt work than alchol deffinetly will...
 
exactly!! partys,movies,or wuteva the hang out place is go with ur frineds and meet new ppl even skiing!!

dont try 2 hard tho haha wuteva happens happens b chill dont care 2 much it will happen eventually haha

good luck man
 
Oh and I know this is gonna be like a horrid place to go to but when im in Abecrombe & Fitch with my girlfriend I always go hot chick looking and theres nice deal of hot chicks in there. Maybe hollister too but I refuse to walk in that store so I wouldnt know. So be like hey, you think this shirt is cool, im shopping for my sisters b-day and flow a convo from there. try that shit? I dunno. Im really bored and am just posting whatever right now. fuck it. in the ass. with a steak knife. then pee in her butt
 
i find my jew fro is very helpful

but basically dude, you find a woman, put your pee-pee in her woman-hole, and then shoot your man gravy
 
Buy an old goalie mask, cut off a cows head shower yourself in the blood then go to the mall wheil holding an axe, its SOOO hot right now.
 
dude i have the same problem, but i think its cuase i dont have enough posts yet. i heard that ns karma is a big turn on for the ladies though so help me out so i can get sooome
 
damn man, just pick em up on the hill, just kinda sneak onto a lift full of hot girls who can barely make it down the hill, and show em your skillz.
 
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