How do I get blood out of sheets?

It's only weird if you know your parents still have sex. If they aren't, then it's giving it some proper use.
 
Tell her you got in a fight with a man simply known as El Perrito, and he punched you in the dick until you pissed blood.
 
If someone told me they were pissing blood - I would punch them in the dick for pissing on my bed.

So actually - do this. Then post about the outcome.
 
pretend you hit your head extremely hard at night. if you are hit in the temple area you bleed A LOT, so you could either:

A. Cut yourself there with something (this is what WWE wrestlers do to 'fake' blood, they cut their temple, and if you do it right it will bleed a lot and wont scar)

B. be boned

I can even vouch for the bleeding a lot thing from personal experience. In elementary school I hit a girl in the head with a small rock (yes I was a dumbass) and she bled so much. It was disgusting, but she was totally fine the next day.
 
How do you know how old i am? And i think i'll be able to wait the 5 days. It doesn't disgust me, i just really don't think I could enjoy it.

Also, boys go on about being grossed out by periods all the time, why do they then want to have sex while a girl has it?
 
cause your username says who you're dating and maybe she assumes you're around the same age?

that would be my guess, anyway.
 
One time I was at a party trying to get beer for another party and a girl started grinding on me. After she stopped I noticed I had blood on my leg, and some guy pointed out it was period blood. Anyway I tried washing it out with laundry soap and that didn't work so I ended up fighting her fiance and not fucking Jules later that night.
 
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Say that it wasn't you. Say the period blood us your moms from your dad pounding her.
 
This thread is amazing! op just say you had a nose bleed, and you slept half off your bed. They'll totally buy it..
 
Do they have a tv in their room? Say you were watching a movie and you were eating something with tomato sauce and you spilt it on the bed
 
why even say you were watching tv? why make up a story at all? why not just start drooling and say nothing?
 
I dare you to tell them the truth.

I double dog, super trooper, guacamole, bloody vagina, e-dare you to do it.
 
why dont you just get thje most similar sheets you can and then take care of the OCD by putting all of the things hanging on your walls at a slight angle?
 
most girls i know love period sex. arent you guys like super sensitive during that time or some shit?

or maybe its right after. i cant remember my girl has been on BC so long now.
 
Let it soak in cold water for a while and then scrub the spot with regular soap and for the love of god, wear gloves... Then wash on the heavy setting with cold water. That's gross, though. Good choice... not.
 
I looked it up and the web gave the same answer.

So I collected saliva for hours and applied it to the sheet.

It really lifted almost everything out.

Then i went for 5 cycles in the washing machine on a very careful setting.

Dired it with towels and my mom didn't notice it when i came home.

+K to you.

 
set the entire house on fire and blame the cat ....

i guarantee they won't give a fuck about their sheets !
 
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