How do I get blood out of sheets?

PlaygroundRapist

PlaygroundRapist

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Oke everyone I have a bit of a problem,

Last night I got one with a girl, we went to my parents home, because that was closer and they weren't home.

Instead of being wise and going to the guest bedroom or my old room we went for their big as bed.

We were drunk and she said she was on her period, so we didn't care.

It got a bit bloody, so we took a shower together, proceeded to have shower sex (doesn't work when you are drunk) and sleep.

I totally forgot about her spilling blood all over the silk sheets because I was so drunk..

I just discovered a massive massive blood stain, that has become al hard and crusty.

Now how do i get period blood out of my silk sheets, my parents come home tomorrow and my mom is OCD so I can't just throw it out.

Help me please?
 
Start sucking bro.

And i'm not even joking,

Saliva is full of enzymes that are designed to break down starches, sugars, fats, and other organic matter–many of which are found in blood.

It works.
 
a mixture of 1/3 semen 1/3 shit and 1/3 urine always does the trick.

a word of advice though...

...when the red river flows...

......take the dirt road
 
a mixture of 1/3 semen 1/3 shit and 1/3 urine always does the trick.

a word of advice though...

...when the red river flows...

......take the dirt road
 
why don't you just go out and buy new ones, or order them with priority overnight shipping.
 
She bought them in Italy a couple of years back, I doubt I will find them here in Belgium.

And she is massive OCD when it comes to clothes and bed linnen, she would instantly notice.
 
There must be a lot of women in their late forties for there to be a market in selling $20,000 bed-sheets.
 
Stab yourself in the lower abdomen.

Say you passed out on their bed after being shanked at the bar last night, you were lucky to survive and have since proceeded to have the wound stitched up. However, you cannot seem to get all of the blood out of the sheets.
 
Fuck on it again, this time with a guy to counter the manliness of doing a girl on her period. That will get rid of the blood
 
one why would you fuck a girl on her period. two there is no way out for you just sack up and tell your parents. live and learn my man best of luck cuz that talk is gunna be awkward
 
I have had previous relationships and I currently am in one, and when that time of the month comes around it's al bj's all the time. And it's awesome.
 
you know how i know you're 15?

and to the OP - Peroxide, dude. Soak the stained part in peroxide and water. i bled ALL OVER a brand new dress shirt. soaked it in peroxide and water and it got EVER last drop of it out. it was a white shirt, too.

for real, peroxide works great.
 
ive gotten bloodstains out before by just washing. wasnt silk tho so idk.

IDEA

1. get a 10 pack of 3ml syringes from pharmacy

2. put stained sheet in a bowl

3. draw 30 ml of ur blood

4 dilute the blood with 30 ml water

5 pour on sheets and mix it in the bowl

6 allow to dry so you get a uniform stain on the whole sheet to match period blood stain.

7 wash it to get as much stain out as possible

8 profit?

 
Uh, that's what you get for having sex with a girl who is ready to fuck in your parents bed, on her rags.

Set yourself higher standards. Then you can get up in the morning and do something productive, not have to clean her vaginal messiness of your parents sheets.
 
oh lighten up ya prude. pretty much everyone of legal drinking age has been there at some point or another.
 
you're still quite young. I was disgusted by it as well at one point.

Once you hit about 23, period sex becomes an entirely acceptable thing to do.
 
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thank you. totally been there before, not that big of a deal. so what if you get a slightly bloody dick. it's not like youre hurting her. plus, when youre going to be sweating and jizzing all over her and the sheets, whats a little period blood thrown into the mix..
 
make up a story about how you tried to do a frontflip on their bed or something and hit your head. make a small cut if necessary
 
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