How did you get your NS name?

[.otto.]

Used to be my Runescape name... no shame.

dude, runescape is the shit, or atleast was.. some of my happiest moments were looting addy arrows in the wild back in the day.. pretty lame too

mine is my dads name and he dope

 

[Swandog7]

dude, runescape is the shit, or atleast was.. some of my happiest moments were looting addy arrows in the wild back in the day.. pretty lame too

mine is my dads name and he dope

Lol i wanted to get back into it but they fucked the game up so hard. I had 14m cash and had 3 level 99s. I miss it so much, but they fucked up real hard. Been about 4 years now i think.

 

[Julius_Steezer]

Saw some dude with the ns name Kim jong illest and got inspired by that

 

[purplepants420]

My names Vincent too. But one night all these gapers were crowding around a rail, and I nollied onto it. All of them were in total awe, my friends told them the truck was called a nollie on. They found me in the chalet and started calling me nollie on kid for the next couple weeks then I joined NS and here we are

 

[CHORIZO]

my friends dad, who is a urologist, gave me the nickname

my name isn't even pete tho…..

was this before or after he tasted your pee

 

[klingisking]

self explainatory

 

[.Hugo.]

I was eating some jello and the morning i had was pretty mellow so combine those 2 and boom, jellomellow. My previous nicknames where pretty bad. swagdog- it was that era of swag and anal_addiction because why not.

Im more curious of why you have a penis as your icon?

 

[jellomellow]

Im more curious of why you have a penis as your icon?

I searched up spermwhale for a school project and came across it and i though oh hey this would be a great icon. it looks like a penis but its not. Its actually a spermwhale(get it hahaha)

 

[cornholio]

I searched up penis for a school project and came across it and i though oh hey this would be a great icon. it looks like a penis and its actually a penis(get it hahaha)

why haven't the mods made you change it yet? it's pretty offensive and minors lurk this site

 

[.otto.]

Lol i wanted to get back into it but they fucked the game up so hard. I had 14m cash and had 3 level 99s. I miss it so much, but they fucked up real hard. Been about 4 years now i think.

PLAY OldSchool then!!! or deadman mode its fun as shit

 

[.Hugo.]

I searched up spermwhale for a school project and came across it and i though oh hey this would be a great icon. it looks like a penis but its not. Its actually a spermwhale(get it hahaha)

Ok... then why do you have a whale's penis as your icon? I genuinely am curious and would appreciate a real answer

 

[jellomellow]

why haven't the mods made you change it yet? it's pretty offensive and minors lurk this site

Ok... then why do you have a whale's penis as your icon? I genuinely am curious and would appreciate a real answer

k look closly and there will be eyes and a mouth i have done it myself it is not a penis

 

[cornholio]

k look closly and there will be eyes and a mouth i have drawn it myself it is a penis

adding eyes and a mouth to a penis doesn't make it not a penis....

 

[.Hugo.]

k look closly and there will be eyes and a mouth i have done it myself it is not a penis

Wait so its your penis?

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I searched up spermwhale for a school project and came across it and i though oh hey this would be a great icon. it looks like a penis but its not. Its actually a spermwhale(get it hahaha)

k look closly and there will be eyes and a mouth i have done it myself it is not a penis

It's not a fucking sperm whale. It's a goddamn beluga whale. Your whole joke is absolutely ruined. Stop claiming sperm whale and embrace your penis icon. At least it's funny, not factual.

Proof? Beluga Whale.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

It's not a fucking sperm whale. It's a goddamn beluga whale. Your whole joke is absolutely ruined. Stop claiming sperm whale and embrace your penis icon. At least it's funny, not factual.

Proof? Beluga Whale.

I got my name cause I post shit like this. VinnieF called me out on it when I was a wee lad and said something along the lines of "Why don't you just change your name to Captain Obvious, nerd." So I did, and replied to him. Like a boss.

 

[theabortionator]

Apparently "theabortionator" is offensive, so that's how I got my username.

 

[jellomellow]

It's not a fucking sperm whale. It's a goddamn beluga whale. Your whole joke is absolutely ruined. Stop claiming sperm whale and embrace your penis icon. At least it's funny, not factual.

Proof? Beluga Whale.

Shit my bad I mixed up the 2

 

[.Hugo.]

It's not a fucking sperm whale. It's a goddamn penis. Your whole joke is absolutely ruined. Stop claiming sperm whale and embrace your penis icon. At least it's funny, not factual.

Proof? Penis

Youre gonna get banned for posting a dick pic

 

[Swandog7]

PLAY OldSchool then!!! or deadman mode its fun as shit

Watched my friend play deadman mode today. He got 1m from a clue scroll

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Youre gonna get banned for posting a dick pic

 

[hippy.]

My favorite username on here has to be dumbcan hilarious story

 

[Jaybrtn]

well its my name.. nothing exciting.

 

[.Rybak.]

Apparently "theabortionator" is offensive, so that's how I got my username.

wait they actually made you change it? no way...

 

[FerrisBueller]

I was watching ferris bueller's day off while I was making my NS account

 

[skiingonskis]

been skiing on skis since day 1

 

[AgitatedHiatus]

I got put on a hiatus from newschoolers and it agitated me.

 

[saskskier]

I'm from Saskatchewan and I ski

 

[will_powder]

It's a pun for "Will Power" but everyone just thinks I have the creativity of a six year old and doesn't get the pun.

 

[arnie_grape]

I have an upside down dick. I have to pee sitting down or else it sprays all over my legs.

 

[theabortionator]

wait they actually made you change it? no way...

Not NS, but somebody thought it was a good idea to tell them where I work. Idk, it had it's run and I was over it so I just changed it. Aint nobody got time for drama.

 

[.Rybak.]

Not NS, but somebody thought it was a good idea to tell them where I work. Idk, it had it's run and I was over it so I just changed it. Aint nobody got time for drama.

So someone told ns where you work or the people you work for that name?

 

[vincent.]

k look closly and there will be eyes and a mouth i have done it myself it is not a penis

its a penis

 

[vincent.]

My names Vincent too. But one night all these gapers were crowding around a rail, and I nollied onto it. All of them were in total awe, my friends told them the truck was called a nollie on. They found me in the chalet and started calling me nollie on kid for the next couple weeks then I joined NS and here we are

awesome story and awesome real name

 

[vincent.]

My favorite username on here has to be dumbcan hilarious story

story time

 

[vincent.]

I'm from Saskatchewan and I ski

so is my math teacher

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

Mine is pretty self-explanatory.

 

[theabortionator]

So someone told ns where you work or the people you work for that name?

The people I work for. They don't really get that my username on some internet forum, though a skiing internet forum doesn't necessarily represent them.

I didn't care about it really other than the fact that somebody was a dick and decided to make a non issue into an issue.

Have no fear, the coat hanger will rise again!

 

[vincent.]

Mine is pretty self-explanatory.

what the hell

 

[Felice]

my name is wheels

i got the name because I always have been a very quick thinker, so one of my friends started to call me Mikey the "wheel"

i was like well i dont know if i really want to be called a wheel, so i switched it up a bit and for over 15 years now ive gone by the name of "Wheels"

 

[veng_m]

my name is wheels

i got the name because I always have been a very quick thinker, so one of my friends started to call me Mikey the "wheel"

i was like well i dont know if i really want to be called a wheel, so i switched it up a bit and for over 15 years now ive gone by the name of "Wheels"

I got excited when I saw that you posted so I came here...what a disappointment.

 

[CharlzHub]

I just fuckin love toast so much

 

[skierman]

I grew hair on my nuts at a very young age.

 

[Foy6]

My friend Grant, now AltitudeFoto, has a sister. I'm really good friends with her and she asked me what I did last weekend so I said I "bunged" this girl. IDK why... I was like 14. So anyway I was watched the V A R S Tournament and B-Dog was in it. At one point he goes BungBung cause he makes stupid ass noises lol. So I made my name CasaBung cause his Insta is CasaBlunt

 

[NEPTR]

i watch adventure time, Andy Milonakis is my idol, Neptr throws pies at people what more can you want?

 

[CatsRus]

Cause cats... and i saw it on a license plate haha

 

[John18_6]

God gave it to me.

 

[_MNice_]

sort of a double entendre. minnesota nice or minnesota ice, because we have shitty snow here

 

[John18_6]

sort of a double entendre. minnesota nice or minnesota ice, because we have shitty snow here

That is pure genius.

 

[Felice]

some of you have some interesting usernames.

whats the story behind yours?

and mine, plain and simple, is just my name.

are you from Brooklyn?