How did you get your NS name?

vincent.

vincent.

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some of you have some interesting usernames.

whats the story behind yours?

and mine, plain and simple, is just my name.
 
Marek Doniec (that's probably spelled wrong) posted a picture of himself on fb in crazy blower pow and he captioned it "jahpow". I liked the caption and...yep
 
I have a coworker named George. He met this girl last summer that worked at a Chinese restaurant. They dated all summer, and she was friends with his peer group. George goes back to college and forgets about everything. In April, the girl makes a group message with her, George, and my other coworker Charlie, because they were all coming back and she was good friends with Charlie and wanted to restart the relationship with George. She opens with "Hey George, hey Chuck, can't wait till you're back". Now George thought that the girl (let's call her Alice) was just Chuck pretending to be Alice, and he had completly forgotten who Alice was. So George replies "Alice sat on my face and rotated counterclockwise". She was mortified. She began texting George saying "George why would you say that? What's going on?!" George simply apologized and stopped talking to her. A month later, George and Chuck are back in town working for the summer. On lunch break the first day, they decide to go to the Chinese restaurant Alice worked at. They forgot she worked there. They walk in and sit down, and about 5 minutes later, Alice walks out of the kitchen. She makes eye contact with both of them, gasps, and runs back into the kitchen. She wasnt seen for the remainder of the meal. They brush it off, and eat their food and leave. An hour later, they're back at work. In the middle of asphalt spreading, they start feeling very sick. They're near vomiting, and then George just says "I think I might shit myself". We go back to our warehouse and they just start shitting themselves. A few days later they come back recovered from their illness. My boss asks them what caused it. They can't think of anything. Then it hits them. They had food poisoning. All of the sudden George blurts out "SHE POISONED US". I then buckle over laughing. They're in shock and both pissed off. I'm still laughing, and then George says to me "Shut up Will. Your laugh sounds like the dirty bubble's"
 
When I moved to America no one could pronounce my last name correctly so it got shortened to Ming. Everyone calls me Mingg, so that is my ns name too. The extra g is cause Ming looks weird to me. So Mingg.
 
DEA bird in Mexico trying to infilatrate El Chapo's drug operations is simply making a statement. Just...go...with...it. Ok?
 
13549580:JustGoWithIt said:
DEA bird in Mexico trying to infilatrate El Chapo's drug operations is simply making a statement. Just...go...with...it. Ok?
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Fuckin DEA. Always trying to mess with my shit.
 
13549592:El_Chapo said:
Fuckin DEA. Always trying to mess with my shit.
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homer-simpson-hiding-in-the-bushes.gif
 
13549626:soulskier said:
My first and last name combined just seemed strangely fitting

Sou Lskier
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Same, but I included my middle name.

Snob Un Ny

Then that just seemed cumbersome, so I shortened it.
 
back when nyan cat was a thing, there was a game for iphone where you were nyan cat flying through space and shit. you could be a few different characters and a tacodog was one of them. later i found a gif of tacodog, resized it, boom new internet identity.

speaking of usernames i think i gotta change mine up. the X's are getting old..
 
13549641:xX*TACO-DOG*Xx said:
back when nyan cat was a thing, there was a game for iphone where you were nyan cat flying through space and shit. you could be a few different characters and a tacodog was one of them. later i found a gif of tacodog, resized it, boom new internet identity.

speaking of usernames i think i gotta change mine up. the X's are getting old..
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switch it up to dog-taco. but at that point you might as well just call yourself Chipotle
 
The old NS member Flyingsquirrell proposed to me on NS, so i changed it to MrsFlyingsquirrell but then he got a life ban, so now i'm NSwidow. for life.
 
13549685:NSwidow said:
The old NS member Flyingsquirrell proposed to me on NS, so i changed it to MrsFlyingsquirrell but then he got a life ban, so now i'm NSwidow. for life.
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this is one of the better NS stories I've ever heard
 
just some dumbass words me and my friends came up one day, I think. probably got stoned and went down a rabbit hole of stupidity.
 
One day I became best buds with Krotch, and we decided it would be funny to hop on the whole "Ahmet's brother" thing. That's how "Krotchs_brother" was born.
 
13549547:THEDIRTYBUBBLE said:
I have a coworker named George. He met this girl last summer that worked at a Chinese restaurant. They dated all summer, and she was friends with his peer group. George goes back to college and forgets about everything. In April, the girl makes a group message with her, George, and my other coworker Charlie, because they were all coming back and she was good friends with Charlie and wanted to restart the relationship with George. She opens with "Hey George, hey Chuck, can't wait till you're back". Now George thought that the girl (let's call her Alice) was just Chuck pretending to be Alice, and he had completly forgotten who Alice was. So George replies "Alice sat on my face and rotated counterclockwise". She was mortified. She began texting George saying "George why would you say that? What's going on?!" George simply apologized and stopped talking to her. A month later, George and Chuck are back in town working for the summer. On lunch break the first day, they decide to go to the Chinese restaurant Alice worked at. They forgot she worked there. They walk in and sit down, and about 5 minutes later, Alice walks out of the kitchen. She makes eye contact with both of them, gasps, and runs back into the kitchen. She wasnt seen for the remainder of the meal. They brush it off, and eat their food and leave. An hour later, they're back at work. In the middle of asphalt spreading, they start feeling very sick. They're near vomiting, and then George just says "I think I might shit myself". We go back to our warehouse and they just start shitting themselves. A few days later they come back recovered from their illness. My boss asks them what caused it. They can't think of anything. Then it hits them. They had food poisoning. All of the sudden George blurts out "SHE POISONED US". I then buckle over laughing. They're in shock and both pissed off. I'm still laughing, and then George says to me "Shut up Will. Your laugh sounds like the dirty bubble's"
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11/10
 
13549685:NSwidow said:
The old NS member Flyingsquirrell proposed to me on NS, so i changed it to MrsFlyingsquirrell but then he got a life ban, so now i'm NSwidow. for life.
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#relationshipgoals
 
13549578:Mingg said:
When I moved to America no one could pronounce my last name correctly so it got shortened to Ming. Everyone calls me Mingg, so that is my ns name too. The extra g is cause Ming looks weird to me. So Mingg.
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Where did you live b4 America??
 
I joined NS on the exact same day I learned the word "steezy" and thought it was the coolest thing I've ever heard. And, well, here I am.
 
13549547:THEDIRTYBUBBLE said:
I have a coworker named George. He met this girl last summer that worked at a Chinese restaurant. They dated all summer, and she was friends with his peer group. George goes back to college and forgets about everything. In April, the girl makes a group message with her, George, and my other coworker Charlie, because they were all coming back and she was good friends with Charlie and wanted to restart the relationship with George. She opens with "Hey George, hey Chuck, can't wait till you're back". Now George thought that the girl (let's call her Alice) was just Chuck pretending to be Alice, and he had completly forgotten who Alice was. So George replies "Alice sat on my face and rotated counterclockwise". She was mortified. She began texting George saying "George why would you say that? What's going on?!" George simply apologized and stopped talking to her. A month later, George and Chuck are back in town working for the summer. On lunch break the first day, they decide to go to the Chinese restaurant Alice worked at. They forgot she worked there. They walk in and sit down, and about 5 minutes later, Alice walks out of the kitchen. She makes eye contact with both of them, gasps, and runs back into the kitchen. She wasnt seen for the remainder of the meal. They brush it off, and eat their food and leave. An hour later, they're back at work. In the middle of asphalt spreading, they start feeling very sick. They're near vomiting, and then George just says "I think I might shit myself". We go back to our warehouse and they just start shitting themselves. A few days later they come back recovered from their illness. My boss asks them what caused it. They can't think of anything. Then it hits them. They had food poisoning. All of the sudden George blurts out "SHE POISONED US". I then buckle over laughing. They're in shock and both pissed off. I'm still laughing, and then George says to me "Shut up Will. Your laugh sounds like the dirty bubble's"
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ur a fucking liar, u said u got ur name from Spongebob Square pants
 
13549547:THEDIRTYBUBBLE said:
"Shut up Will. Your laugh sounds like the dirty bubble's"
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13549853:facedownassup said:
ur a fucking liar, u said u got ur name from Spongebob Square pants
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Can't tell if you are trying to troll or just missed it, but he still is saying it is from spongebob.
 
My name plus at the time I had Salomon 1080's. Not the case anymore, but haven't ever changed my name in 11 plus years so I never will.
 
My name is Greg, The first 4 letters in my last name are Flik, and when I found out that jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams, I chose the Name GregFlik.
 
We used to make fun of a buddy who looked like the jewish kid from the boy in the striped pajamas, and then i decided to make it my username, but i spelled it wrong...
 
I was eating some jello and the morning i had was pretty mellow so combine those 2 and boom, jellomellow. My previous nicknames where pretty bad. swagdog- it was that era of swag and anal_addiction because why not.
 
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